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Maybe we're at war with Norway?


« on: March 09, 2011, 03:40:03 PM »



Uhm, these aren't the vibrators I ordered...

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Reggie thinking to himself: "Damn, I knew it was a bad idea to buy Christmas ornaments from The Tall Man."

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Where the hell did you get your cologne from, man?
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« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2011, 12:58:24 AM »

This is what happens when you P.O. a real pinball wizard.
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« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2011, 11:15:21 AM »


 

Hmmm...perhaps I've carried this bedazzling fad just a little too far.
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« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2011, 11:25:48 AM »





Ben-Wah balls gone wild . . .


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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2011, 09:29:27 AM »

When juggling goes wrong.
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« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2011, 10:33:18 AM »

All I said was I needed to get my bearings. Damn genie took it literally.
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« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2011, 06:08:35 PM »

Headline: Homless man hires himself out as Christmas tree.
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I'm a Mac...


« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2011, 06:12:31 PM »



You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes.  Even between the land and the Christmas ornaments!
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BROTHA NOOMSIE!!!


« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2011, 07:00:11 PM »

Da man's a balla'!
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« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2011, 10:59:09 AM »




Newspaper Headline:

Bald man gets balled by balls in ballroom.
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« Reply #10 on: March 15, 2011, 11:20:40 AM »

As a former ice cream man, Reggie was used to being mobbed like this.
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Listen here you little s**t.


« Reply #11 on: March 15, 2011, 06:22:28 PM »

No please,.....Not Justin Bieber!!! Buggedout
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yeah no.
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« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2011, 08:39:23 PM »

Too late, Peter realized he should've been far more specific when he'd asked the wizard to make him "a magnetic kind of guy."
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« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2011, 03:12:50 AM »

I was simply asked, It's either the balls or act with Baldwin again.
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