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« Reply #30 on: March 25, 2011, 11:11:51 PM »

i always found the expression-"so- wanna f**k?" works really well.
You will get laid.
for me it works. I go for broke. I either get ignored or I get laid. That question kinda puts it on the line. Mostly I get ignored.But I met my wife with that bad line-so-?
Honesty is the best policy-untill you get slapped in the face.  Lookingup
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« Reply #31 on: March 25, 2011, 11:12:53 PM »

How about Russel the One-Eyed Wonder Muscle goes beaver hunting?

Sorry, I just like the phrase Russel the One-Eyed Wonder Muscle. TeddyR
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« Reply #32 on: March 25, 2011, 11:16:08 PM »

In Tagalog (the language of the Philippines) they call it gilling-gilling .
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« Reply #33 on: March 26, 2011, 01:33:05 AM »

Dunno if this fits, but I have always like d the term diddle.
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« Reply #34 on: March 26, 2011, 02:15:55 AM »

Twirling TongueOut TeddyR

I need your help. What non-profane words do you know for having sex? I'm writing something and I need a bunch of variations, most preferably ones that also work as names (i.e. Roger).

Thanks in advance and give me lots (of words, you perverts  TongueOut).

When I saw the title of this thread, I went  Buggedout Buggedout for a start.

A good South African word is "pomp" (translates as pump) and another is "naai" which can also mean stich or sow.

Now Andrew can ban my account.  Twirling Drink Wink
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« Reply #35 on: March 26, 2011, 03:41:26 PM »


Now Andrew can ban my account.  Twirling Drink Wink

Thats disgusting., I shall not speak to you for several weeks.
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« Reply #36 on: March 27, 2011, 09:00:23 PM »

Taking The Log To The Beaver,

Riding The Skin Boat To Tuna Town

Rumpy-Bumpy

Slip Her The Sausage

Park The Pecker

Layin' Pipe

Maybe I'll have more later  BounceGiggle

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« Reply #37 on: March 28, 2011, 09:26:01 AM »

I once used the phrase, "Nice shoes . . . wanna f**k?"  I thought I was gonna get slapped (but I was drunk, so I didn't care).  But the girl just laughed and we ended up talking for awhile.  I did, however, go home alone that night.

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« Reply #38 on: March 28, 2011, 09:34:34 AM »

I once used the phrase, "Nice shoes . . . wanna f**k?"  I thought I was gonna get slapped (but I was drunk, so I didn't care).  But the girl just laughed and we ended up talking for awhile.  I did, however, go home alone that night.



As did many a man back went home alone back in our heyday...and like some of us still do.

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An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
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« Reply #39 on: March 28, 2011, 10:41:58 AM »

Pretty much everything's been covered.

Might as well add Grandpa Gustafson's list from Grumpy Old Men. Some have been mentioned, some haven't.

- Slipping her the old salami
- Taking the skin boat to tuna town
- Putting the hot dog in the bun
- Riding the baloney pony
- Taking the log to the beaver
- Entering the holy of holies - Coitus Uninterruptus
- Burying your bone
- Taking One-Eye to the optometrist

And from Demolition Man:

The Hunka Chunka
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« Reply #40 on: March 28, 2011, 10:46:18 AM »

Has anyone mentioned, "Up the old dirt road"?????


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« Reply #41 on: March 28, 2011, 10:54:53 AM »

Has anyone mentioned, "Up the old dirt road"?????

Well, ya know, when the river runs red, you can take the dirt track instead. Wink TeddyR
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« Reply #42 on: March 28, 2011, 11:12:42 AM »

Has anyone mentioned, "Up the old dirt road"?????

Well, ya know, when the river runs red, you can take the dirt track instead. Wink TeddyR

or...

Driving up Hershey Highway

Taking the road less traveled

Knocking on the back door

Up the hoop

Hobosexuality (bumf**king)
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