Are we talking hair as in plural, or a single hair? This is quite a claim, Derf. I think we need a picture of you holding a ruler up to your nipple hair as proof.
It's referring to the length of a single hair. And I'm sorry, Paquita, but I don't think Badmovies.org is ready for a photo of my nipple hair. Just trust me. I wouldn't lie about this. After all, there's nothing lower than a guy who lies about the length of his nipple hair.