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Doggett
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« Reply #45 on: April 01, 2011, 04:46:31 PM »


Date the woman I'm madly in love with

isn't it great to be in love? i'm the future mrs. doggett

Not for me. It sucks big time.

Yeah, we have an Atlantic Ocean to deal with.
Plane tickets are pricey but the guilty, seedy, disturbing sex is worth every penny...

disturbing is right, but when it's wrong it just makes it all the more better

But is it supposed to be that...moist ?
I mean, we need to use grit and sand on the sheets when you're through...
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Flick James
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« Reply #46 on: April 01, 2011, 04:47:00 PM »

You two have hijacked this thread. Shame on you. But don't stop. It's a lot like voyeurism.
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« Reply #47 on: April 01, 2011, 04:47:49 PM »


Date the woman I'm madly in love with

isn't it great to be in love? i'm the future mrs. doggett

Not for me. It sucks big time.

Yeah, we have an Atlantic Ocean to deal with.
Plane tickets are pricey but the guilty, seedy, disturbing sex is worth every penny...

disturbing is right, but when it's wrong it just makes it all the more better

But is it supposed to be that...moist ?
I mean, we need to use grit and sand on the sheets when you're through...
be nice or no more money shots :)
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Society, exactly as it now exists is the ultimate expression of sadomasochism in action.<br />-boyd rice-<br />On the screen, there\\\'s a death and the rustle of cloth; and a sickly voice calling me handsome...<br />-Nick Cave-
Doggett
Bustin' makes me feel good !
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« Reply #48 on: April 01, 2011, 04:50:26 PM »


Date the woman I'm madly in love with

isn't it great to be in love? i'm the future mrs. doggett

Not for me. It sucks big time.

Yeah, we have an Atlantic Ocean to deal with.
Plane tickets are pricey but the guilty, seedy, disturbing sex is worth every penny...

disturbing is right, but when it's wrong it just makes it all the more better

But is it supposed to be that...moist ?
I mean, we need to use grit and sand on the sheets when you're through...
be nice or no more money shots :)

All I've got are small change shots, I'm waiting to see the real cash.
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If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.
Sister Grace
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I found my mind in a brown paper bag...


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« Reply #49 on: April 01, 2011, 04:53:46 PM »


Date the woman I'm madly in love with

isn't it great to be in love? i'm the future mrs. doggett

Not for me. It sucks big time.

Yeah, we have an Atlantic Ocean to deal with.
Plane tickets are pricey but the guilty, seedy, disturbing sex is worth every penny...

disturbing is right, but when it's wrong it just makes it all the more better

But is it supposed to be that...moist ?
I mean, we need to use grit and sand on the sheets when you're through...
be nice or no more money shots :)

All I've got are small change shots, I'm waiting to see the real cash.
my camera already feels dirty; but keep up the sweet talking and you might get lucky
 Wink
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Doggett
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« Reply #50 on: April 01, 2011, 04:57:10 PM »


Date the woman I'm madly in love with

isn't it great to be in love? i'm the future mrs. doggett

Not for me. It sucks big time.

Yeah, we have an Atlantic Ocean to deal with.
Plane tickets are pricey but the guilty, seedy, disturbing sex is worth every penny...

disturbing is right, but when it's wrong it just makes it all the more better

But is it supposed to be that...moist ?
I mean, we need to use grit and sand on the sheets when you're through...
be nice or no more money shots :)

All I've got are small change shots, I'm waiting to see the real cash.
my camera already feels dirty; but keep up the sweet talking and you might get lucky
 Wink

Dirty?
Doubtful, loves every filthy second...
I'm surprised your camera hasn't run out of batteries. But I know that any spare batteries you have are quickly put to good, vibrating, use...
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If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.
Sister Grace
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I found my mind in a brown paper bag...


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« Reply #51 on: April 01, 2011, 04:59:10 PM »


Date the woman I'm madly in love with

isn't it great to be in love? i'm the future mrs. doggett

Not for me. It sucks big time.

Yeah, we have an Atlantic Ocean to deal with.
Plane tickets are pricey but the guilty, seedy, disturbing sex is worth every penny...

disturbing is right, but when it's wrong it just makes it all the more better

But is it supposed to be that...moist ?
I mean, we need to use grit and sand on the sheets when you're through...
be nice or no more money shots :)

All I've got are small change shots, I'm waiting to see the real cash.
my camera already feels dirty; but keep up the sweet talking and you might get lucky
 Wink

Dirty?
Doubtful, loves every filthy second...
I'm surprised your camera hasn't run out of batteries. But I know that any spare batteries you have are quickly put to good, vibrating, use...
come over and do your job and that won't be an issue. i'm waiting with leather straps and lots of abuse for you
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Doggett
Bustin' makes me feel good !
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I've seen things you people couldn't imagine...


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« Reply #52 on: April 01, 2011, 05:03:24 PM »


Date the woman I'm madly in love with

isn't it great to be in love? i'm the future mrs. doggett

Not for me. It sucks big time.

Yeah, we have an Atlantic Ocean to deal with.
Plane tickets are pricey but the guilty, seedy, disturbing sex is worth every penny...

disturbing is right, but when it's wrong it just makes it all the more better

But is it supposed to be that...moist ?
I mean, we need to use grit and sand on the sheets when you're through...
be nice or no more money shots :)

All I've got are small change shots, I'm waiting to see the real cash.
my camera already feels dirty; but keep up the sweet talking and you might get lucky
 Wink

Dirty?
Doubtful, loves every filthy second...
I'm surprised your camera hasn't run out of batteries. But I know that any spare batteries you have are quickly put to good, vibrating, use...
come over and do your job and that won't be an issue. i'm waiting with leather straps and lots of abuse for you

I'm still sore from last time.
The batteries are buying me time to recover. The way you squeezed last time was too much handle.

And Its always me whipping you till you're red. I'd like to hand out a little punishment of my own. You've been a bad girl.
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« Reply #53 on: April 01, 2011, 05:03:56 PM »

 Lookingup Jeez, get a room...
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Sister Grace
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« Reply #54 on: April 01, 2011, 05:04:29 PM »

that may be true; but pink will always be my color...
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Doggett
Bustin' makes me feel good !
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I've seen things you people couldn't imagine...


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« Reply #55 on: April 01, 2011, 05:05:31 PM »

Lookingup Jeez, get a room...

Hay, you're getting this as a freebie. You'd have to pay in Soho.  Wink


that may be true; but pink will always be my color...

With you, pink tends to be the only colour.
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RCMerchant
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« Reply #56 on: April 01, 2011, 05:05:37 PM »


Date the woman I'm madly in love with

isn't it great to be in love? i'm the future mrs. doggett

I wish you all the best. And the love of BAD MOVIES did it! Bless you guys.
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Sister Grace
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« Reply #57 on: April 01, 2011, 05:07:56 PM »


Date the woman I'm madly in love with

isn't it great to be in love? i'm the future mrs. doggett

I wish you all the best. And the love of BAD MOVIES did it! Bless you guys.
i love  you RC, you are one of my fav people in the whole world. you are just like me but with different equipment. i'm sure if i was a guy i'd be you...
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Doggett
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« Reply #58 on: April 01, 2011, 05:09:04 PM »


Date the woman I'm madly in love with

isn't it great to be in love? i'm the future mrs. doggett

I wish you all the best. And the love of BAD MOVIES did it! Bless you guys.
i love  you RC, you are one of my fav people in the whole world. you are just like me but with different equipment. i'm sure if i was a guy i'd be you...

And if I was gay, I'd date you.
Heck, I'm straight and I still find myself thinking of you on those lonely nights !
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Sister Grace
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« Reply #59 on: April 01, 2011, 05:16:36 PM »

can i get in on this action?  BounceGiggle i'll write a letter to penthouse...
remember my birthday is in november, i want a good show.
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