can i get in on this action?

i'll write a letter to penthouse...
remember my birthday is in november, i want a good show.
I cant do guys...creepy! Hair and no boobies....AHHH! Creepy!
Well, I do have long hair and perhaps a feminine mouth...
I'll even shave my legs.
As long as your carefull where you put your hands, you could pretend...
You don't have to like it and I don't have to like it but we're doing this for SG, darn it !
One of us has to take it like a man !