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« Reply #30 on: April 01, 2011, 06:10:13 AM »

I gotta lay off the booze.  Wink
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« Reply #31 on: April 01, 2011, 06:14:21 AM »

I gotta lay off the booze.  Wink

Everything in moderation my friend.  Smile
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« Reply #32 on: April 01, 2011, 01:11:57 PM »

hi
I would love to sit down and have a conversation with my son.
I would love to rent out a room and be able to pay for all you guys to fly to the uk and have one hell of a moviethon.
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« Reply #33 on: April 01, 2011, 01:18:23 PM »

I gotta lay off the booze.  Wink

Or atleast don't drink by yourself; trust me, i lay in the bathroom floor and get sauced by myself way too much.
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« Reply #34 on: April 01, 2011, 01:22:00 PM »

I gotta lay off the booze.  Wink

Or atleast don't drink by yourself; trust me, i lay in the bathroom floor and get sauced by myself way too much.

When I was around 27 years old my girlfriend found me passed out in the bathtub fully clothed.  Good thing I didn't turn on the water before I climbed in . . .


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« Reply #35 on: April 01, 2011, 02:35:52 PM »

I gotta lay off the booze.  Wink

Or atleast don't drink by yourself; trust me, i lay in the bathroom floor and get sauced by myself way too much.

When I was around 27 years old my girlfriend found me passed out in the bathtub fully clothed.  Good thing I didn't turn on the water before I climbed in . . .




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Once, many years ago, my roommate had the good sense to check on me in my bedroom after he had dropped me off drunk as a skunk, because he found me leaning over the side of the bed with a drawstring trashbag tightened around my head. I guess I was trying to make sure I didn't miss the bag when I spewed. He essentially saved me from suffocating myself and I have been ever grateful.
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« Reply #36 on: April 01, 2011, 02:37:06 PM »

I gotta lay off the booze.  Wink

Or atleast don't drink by yourself; trust me, i lay in the bathroom floor and get sauced by myself way too much.

When I was around 27 years old my girlfriend found me passed out in the bathtub fully clothed.  Good thing I didn't turn on the water before I climbed in . . .




 BounceGiggle

Once, many years ago, my roommate had the good sense to check on me in my bedroom after he had dropped me off drunk as a skunk, because he found me leaning over the side of the bed with a drawstring trashbag tightened around my head. I guess I was trying to make sure I didn't miss the bag when I spewed. He essentially saved me from suffocating myself and I have been ever grateful.

Oh, and to keep things at least related to the topic, I'm recommending this as something NOT to do before you die.  Lookingup
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« Reply #37 on: April 01, 2011, 04:21:51 PM »

Own a flamingo

Be a member of KISS

Date the woman I'm madly in love with
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« Reply #38 on: April 01, 2011, 04:29:59 PM »

I gotta lay off the booze.  Wink


Or atleast don't drink by yourself; trust me, i lay in the bathroom floor and get sauced by myself way too much.


I fall asleep on the computer,in front of the tv,on the front porch,...believe it or not-I only drink on the weekends latley-mostly. Im drunk now. Dam.
And I always drink alone.

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« Reply #39 on: April 01, 2011, 04:37:58 PM »


Date the woman I'm madly in love with

isn't it great to be in love? i'm the future mrs. doggett
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« Reply #40 on: April 01, 2011, 04:39:28 PM »


Date the woman I'm madly in love with

isn't it great to be in love? i'm the future mrs. doggett

She so is.
She killed all previous girlfriends to claim that position. !

She's scary, but as long as I do what I'm told... she treats me well.
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« Reply #41 on: April 01, 2011, 04:40:00 PM »


Date the woman I'm madly in love with

isn't it great to be in love? i'm the future mrs. doggett

Not for me. It sucks big time.
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« Reply #42 on: April 01, 2011, 04:40:56 PM »


Date the woman I'm madly in love with

isn't it great to be in love? i'm the future mrs. doggett

She so is.
She killed all previous girlfriends to claim that position. !

She's scary, but as long as I do what I'm told... she treats me well.

as i've said before, he likes the abuse, it keeps us close
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« Reply #43 on: April 01, 2011, 04:42:15 PM »


Date the woman I'm madly in love with

isn't it great to be in love? i'm the future mrs. doggett

Not for me. It sucks big time.

Yeah, we have an Atlantic Ocean to deal with.
Plane tickets are pricey but the guilty, seedy, disturbing sex is worth every penny...
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« Reply #44 on: April 01, 2011, 04:43:58 PM »


Date the woman I'm madly in love with

isn't it great to be in love? i'm the future mrs. doggett

Not for me. It sucks big time.

Yeah, we have an Atlantic Ocean to deal with.
Plane tickets are pricey but the guilty, seedy, disturbing sex is worth every penny...

disturbing is right, but when it's wrong it just makes it all the more better
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