Olivia Bauer
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« on: April 01, 2011, 08:30:21 PM » |
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Show time!
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falloutfreak
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« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2011, 08:32:05 PM » |
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0 min - already unimpressed with title screen.
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Olivia Bauer
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« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2011, 08:32:35 PM » |
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0 min - This music sucks. I'd rather listen to Friday sung by Justin Bieber.
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Olivia Bauer
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« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2011, 08:34:39 PM » |
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1 min - Don't know anyone. I'm in for some fantastic acting aren't I?
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falloutfreak
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« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2011, 08:35:15 PM » |
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1 min - I wish these were the end credits, they sure feel like them.
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Olivia Bauer
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« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2011, 08:36:21 PM » |
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2 min - How long ARE these credits?! These guys realize these go at the film's END right?
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« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2011, 08:37:25 PM » |
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3 min - OKAY! It's a house! I get it! Get going!
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falloutfreak
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« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2011, 08:38:45 PM » |
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3 min - I've seen low budget syfy films with better introductions.
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« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2011, 08:39:38 PM » |
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4 min - Is this a movie or a bad 80's music video?
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« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2011, 08:40:42 PM » |
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4 min - Honey! I told you not to take baths in Kool-Aid!
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« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2011, 08:41:51 PM » |
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4 min - SOOOOOOOO MUCH PINK!!!
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« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2011, 08:43:53 PM » |
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5 min - sex hurts.
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« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2011, 08:44:25 PM » |
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5 min - She lightly scratched his back and he screams? p***y!
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« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2011, 08:45:34 PM » |
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6 min - Is that sex are they just REALLY bad at hide and seek?
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falloutfreak
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« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2011, 08:46:17 PM » |
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6 min - this movie screams "porno".
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