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« on: April 05, 2011, 04:13:26 AM »

The golden days of porn are behind us. Now it's all amateur films of the pseudo-broke filming themselves intimately.

But there was a time when every single movie that was released had its porn equivalent. So make up some titles for whatever movie you want that should be XXX-ified.

(Sorry, Andrew, if this has to be filtered.)

My Wife as a Dog
Mr. Smith Does Washington
The Steaming Hot Passion of Joan of Arc (Considering how she died, that may be in poor taste.)
The Depantied
This Film is Not Yet Rated XXX
The Texas Chainsaw Gangbang
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« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2011, 07:07:02 AM »

Sadly the time of creative, sex pun based titles is no more. They all got lazy and everything is Avatar: The XXX Parody or This Ain't Cheers: An XXX Parody.
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« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2011, 07:25:42 AM »

The Sexpendables
Scott Pilgrim Does The World
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« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2011, 08:06:33 AM »


Incidentally this is a great game to play in charades: Porn film parody titles.  You gesture the same as when indicating its a film, but you grind while doing it so people know what you're talking about.

Can't think of any off the top of my head beyond the ones everyone knows like In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon etc but it was a hell of a fun night.

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« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2011, 08:22:54 AM »

Slutter Island

Transsexuals 2: Revenge of the Ballin'

Insexion

Hairy Pudder and the Philosopher's Bone
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« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2011, 09:00:52 AM »

The Ho's Must Be Crazy
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« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2011, 09:08:24 AM »

Hmmm, trying to think of a few more modern ones:

Conception

Diary of a horny kid

The Last Assbender

Hot Tub Sex Machine

Clash of the Titts and ass.


Ok so not witty, but anyways.

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« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2011, 10:40:37 AM »

The Godf**ker
Plan 69 From Outer Space
The Sexual Network
Sucking Punch
Pump Friction
Schindler's Fist*
One Flew Into Her Cuckoo's Nest

I have to agree with RD. Porn titles are really lazy and uncreative nowadays.  I was trying to look up some titles for a laugh the other day and all I could find was [insert movie title here]: An XXX Parody.  What's the point of that?  Plus, who actually watches porn films for the porn anymore?  There's the internet for that.

*I think this one might actually exist, but I couldn't find any info on it...  Lookingup
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« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2011, 11:04:34 AM »

The Sex Room
Manos: The Hands of Pleasure
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« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2011, 12:33:00 PM »

A few more:

The Shawl Skanks Perversion
Shaving Private Ryan (this might be a real porn title, dunno)
Eternal Rub-Shine of the Spotless Behind  Lookingup
2001: A Sex Odyssey
Bravehard
The King's Speedo
Strangers on a Tranny
The Manchewing Candidate
V for Vagina  Bluesad
How to Drain Your Dragon
Who's Afraid of Virgin Woof?
A Streethoe Named Desire
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« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2011, 12:42:22 PM »

Triple feature by fictional British porn star Simon Pegged:

Shawn of the Head
Twat Fuzz
Moan Fatboy, Moan

And the Whore of the Rings trilogy:

Fellows Slip up the Ring
The Poo Plowers
Return of the Shlong

Those three would probably be gay porn.
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« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2011, 12:43:16 PM »

Shaving Private Ryan (this might be a real porn title, dunno)

I think it was Shaving Ryan's Privates.
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« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2011, 12:52:00 PM »

The Anal Dead
Attack Of The Horny Tomatoes
The DP Pit
Deep Star 69
The Randy Return Of Swamp Thang
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« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2011, 01:58:16 PM »

Ooh, how fun!

The Two Boleyn Girls
Handcock
Forrest Hump
Inside Woman (instead of Inside Man?)
Charlie Wilson's Whore
The Devil Wears Nada (this is actually a real softcore I've seen aired on Shotime)
Shooter (no need to change that one)
The Da Vinci Coed
Threesomes Retreat
The Soloists
I Love You, Men (process that however you want)
The Men Who Do More Than Just Stare At Goats



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« Reply #14 on: April 05, 2011, 01:59:47 PM »

I Swallow On Your Grave

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