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Draug

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Maybe we're at war with Norway?

Alien

« on: April 11, 2011, 09:57:01 PM »

The only thing the alien wanted was a hug but everyone kept misinterpreting it's intensions.


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I was wonderin' when El Capitan was gonna get a chance to use his popgun.

Robocop

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Re: Alien

« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2011, 10:39:17 PM »

"Why are you crying, am I that ass ugly?"


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retrorussell

In the town of Valentine Bluffs, there are many ways to die. Take your pick.
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Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!

Re: Alien

« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2011, 11:26:57 PM »

Come on baby, don't cry.. he couldn't love you like I love you. What do you say we make some face huggers together? Come on honey, you know you want to...


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"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

El Misfit

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Hi there!

Re: Alien

« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2011, 11:31:32 PM »

You mean I married a man from outer space?!


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yeah no.

Jack

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Re: Alien

« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2011, 06:59:24 AM »

Oh god, I should have known this would happen. Six lines of dialogue in the first hour of the movie Bluesad


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venomx

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Re: Alien

« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2011, 12:41:19 PM »

Lambert: NOoooO! (crying) NooOo, damn it! You CAN'T* have my oxygen tanks.

Alien: Huh? OXYGEN? Dude... I just wanted a hug. WTF.


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Doggett

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I've seen things you people couldn't imagine...

Re: Alien

« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2011, 02:08:56 PM »

Can you imagine the true horror...
Of being stuck with Veronica Cartwright in deep space?


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venomx

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Re: Alien

« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2011, 02:46:16 PM »

Alien: AwWw! Now calm down, relax, just tell big brother what happened, OK.

Lambert: Well.... *sniff sniff* he took my lunch money and called me funny names.

Alien: Hmmm... you want me to spit green acid in his face for ya?

Lambert: No. I want you to punch a hole in his head with your crazy tongue.


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Chainsawmidget

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Re: Alien

« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2011, 10:30:05 PM »

The first ever interplanetary "make a funny face" competition got off to a good enough start, but was doomed to end horribly.


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Hammock Rider

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Re: Alien

« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2011, 12:31:21 PM »

Ms. Rivers, please, enough with the plastic surgery already.


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Jumping Kings and Making Haste Ain't my Cup of Meat

venomx

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Re: Alien

« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2011, 06:00:29 PM »

*THIS WILL NOT END WELL*


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retrorussell

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Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!

Re: Alien

« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2011, 06:31:44 PM »

"Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal..."
(girl is nonplussed)
"Oh come on, don't tell me you never saw Spaceballs..!"


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"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

sprite75

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I'm a Mac...

Re: Alien

« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2011, 06:33:27 PM »

You bastard! How could you leave me for Mr. Spock?!


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AndyC

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Re: Alien

« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2011, 11:11:40 PM »

"I just don't enjoy postmodern surrealist art!"


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Mr. DS

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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

Re: Alien

« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2011, 08:22:02 PM »

Alien: "Hi! Three Bud Lights and a shot of Wild Turkey, thanks!"


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