“Haven’t you ever been at the laundry mat with a pocket of change thinking you have plenty of quarters, only to discover that most of them are Chuck E. Cheese tokens?!” railed Anne Tompkins, Department of Justice prosecutor in the Liberty Dollar case, as she read from a carefully prepared DHS script. “That is close enough to counterfeiting for me! It is a blatant destabilization of our democratic economy! What are you supposed to do, let your underpants wallow in filth while Chuck E. Cheese makes a profit? I say no to these financial terrorists!”
What does Trevor have to say on the matter?
Trevor [embarassed cough]: "Your Honour, I would like to state for the record......"
Prosecutor: "Objection!"
Judge: "WTF for?"
Prosecutor: "Records have long since been taken over by CDs and digital media, Your Honour!"
Judge: "OK, sustained."
Trevor: "If the court pleases, I have to state for the....... errrmmmm......iPOD that I have never been in a ChuckECheese, nor have I ever eaten what my learned friend Ghouck calls "ChuckEDisease", nor have my underpants ever been fouled there. Other places, yes, but not there."