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« on: April 20, 2011, 01:06:30 AM »




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« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2011, 02:12:47 AM »

All I can say is YIKES to all three, claws.  Buggedout Buggedout
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« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2011, 04:47:56 AM »

Yikes, indeed  Buggedout

Fancy skinning a poor defenceless tiger that way  TeddyR
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Let your power shine
Make the clock reverse
Bring back what once was mine
Heal what has been hurt
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« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2011, 05:08:17 AM »

We haven't shown ads for cigarettes here for years.  Not on TV, in magazines, on billboards, bus shelters etc.  They haven't been around since I was a kid.

Even in the supermarket where you can still buy cigs, most of them are hidden away behind the counter and in lockable opaque cabinets.  There's only a small percentage of the actual packaging that retailers are allowed to show to the public.
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« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2011, 05:10:22 AM »

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WOW!  Those would totally not fly today.  Not for a second.

Warning: NSFW and quite racist:

http://www.oddee.com/item_96917.aspx
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« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2011, 06:08:39 AM »









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« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2011, 06:50:45 AM »

^ Those ones are just plain creepy...
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« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2011, 07:07:48 AM »

^ Those ones are just plain creepy...
I like the one of the pig slicing himself. I may get that framed for the kitchen.
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« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2011, 08:32:58 AM »

Enough sexism, try this add with several products you couldn't do today:

http://theyalwayscomeback.blogspot.com/2008/01/funny-face-drink-mix.html


I remember those Funny Face drink mixes very well.  In fact, there was a kid who lived in my cousin's neighborhood whose father worked for Pillsbury.  The kid had an entire collection of Funny Face pillows in his bedroom, which I thought was very cool when I was about 5 years old.

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« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2011, 08:47:25 AM »

Love the add for Chase and Sanborn!
When I get married, no way in hell am i ever bringing home the right coffee!   Buggedout
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« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2011, 10:45:43 AM »

Here is a game I posted before under another topic.  Pretty offensive, although I've read some things about it that indicate it may be a hoax and this game never really existed.





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« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2011, 10:58:02 AM »

Small | Large



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« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2011, 11:08:12 AM »


You know its kind of sad that toy guns are washing their way out of stores.  That would be thanks to the random lunatics that actually blow people away with real ones. 
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« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2011, 12:11:25 PM »





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« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2011, 04:32:40 PM »

that pig slciing itself one is for headcheese which is some pretty wild stuff that I keep daring myself to buy from baza, the local Russian supermarket.
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