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« Reply #15 on: April 20, 2011, 07:51:32 PM »

Buggedout

WOW!  Those would totally not fly today.  Not for a second.

Warning: NSFW and quite racist:

http://www.oddee.com/item_96917.aspx

The soap one reminded me of something my wife said at store with her mother at a very young age.  She saw a black guy and asked a similar question out loud.  Her mother said she would have crawled in a hole if there was one.  
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« Reply #16 on: April 20, 2011, 08:24:24 PM »

Enough sexism, try this add with several products you couldn't do today:

http://theyalwayscomeback.blogspot.com/2008/01/funny-face-drink-mix.html
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« Reply #17 on: April 20, 2011, 08:33:25 PM »

This was so great, I transcribed it!   TongueOut  Gimme dat shoogaree sodar!!   Drink


HOW SOON IS TOO SOON?  (Well... The Soda Pop Board of America says...):
Not soon enough.  Laboratory tests over the last few years have proven that babies who start drinking soda during that early formative period have a much higher chance of gaining acceptance and "fitting in" during those awkward pre-teen and teen years. So, do yourself a favor.  Do your child a favor.  Start them on a strict regimen of sodas and other sugary carbonated beverages right now, for a lifetime of guaranteed happiness.     TeddyR
THE SODA POP BOARD OF AMERICA, 1515 W. Hart Ave. Chicago, ILL.  
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I want sound effects!!  Ugahugahugah!!!  Y'might have a lifetime of "guaranteed happiness" but you won't have any teeth!!   TeddyR

You know its kind of sad that toy guns are washing their way out of stores.  That would be thanks to the random lunatics that actually blow people away with real ones. 
Yeh, I love toy guns.  I just hate real ones. 
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« Reply #18 on: April 20, 2011, 09:08:04 PM »

I dunno, I guess modern times haven't got a lot to be proud of either...
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« Reply #19 on: April 20, 2011, 09:14:46 PM »

"You dumb dame, f*ck the petunias and go get me the right coffee!"
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« Reply #20 on: April 20, 2011, 09:27:50 PM »

I love this commercial. It was a different time, to be sure.
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And I actually have one of these metal signs somewhere. I found it at a rummage sale and it was so hilariously appalling, I had to have it. My wife wouldn't let me put it anywhere people might see it though.
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« Reply #22 on: April 21, 2011, 04:56:32 PM »

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« Reply #24 on: April 21, 2011, 09:33:05 PM »



Side note, my father used to have a Joe Camel jacket.  I really wish we would have kept that.  I would wear it just to be a dick.
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« Reply #28 on: April 21, 2011, 10:04:31 PM »





Question, are there more overly offensive animal ads like this?  I have a decorating idea for the kitchen.  I'm serious!
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« Reply #29 on: April 22, 2011, 02:57:27 AM »

Question, are there more overly offensive animal ads like this?  I have a decorating idea for the kitchen.  I'm serious!

It's only really offensive if you aren't prepared to face up to where your food comes from. I think, in a butcher's, you could probably still get away with that advert.
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