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« Reply #45 on: April 24, 2011, 09:37:22 PM »






We have one of these...or something EXTREMELY similar (may be a different brand).  Wife's father gave it to us.

Yes, we've used it.   Thumbup
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« Reply #46 on: April 24, 2011, 09:42:42 PM »

^  My mother has one back home we used a lot for turkey.  It beats the pants off of the electronic food processors. 
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« Reply #47 on: April 24, 2011, 09:50:05 PM »

I'm guessing most of you first saw these at http://owni.eu/2010/11/08/top-48-ads-that-would-never-be-allowed-today/ just as I did.

In my opinion, these two examples top all the others:


Let's see, who haven't we offended yet?


Oh. Yeah. Forgot. Sorry I asked.
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« Reply #48 on: April 27, 2011, 02:21:46 AM »

This is one of the funniest fuc*in' threads I've ever seen on here!   TeddyR   Thumbup
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« Reply #49 on: April 27, 2011, 03:47:04 AM »

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« Reply #50 on: April 27, 2011, 06:50:58 AM »



This one actually saddens me.
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« Reply #51 on: April 27, 2011, 07:27:23 AM »




i find that she's enjoying that ice cream way too much! Buggedout
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« Reply #52 on: April 27, 2011, 12:48:40 PM »




Huh?
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« Reply #53 on: April 27, 2011, 07:44:25 PM »


HINT: Her left hand is doing what?
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« Reply #54 on: April 27, 2011, 09:31:23 PM »




Lol, I have to one-up you in the "that's just WRONG" department:



Just WTF were they thinking when they made this ad?
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« Reply #55 on: April 27, 2011, 09:32:57 PM »



Throwing up gang signs! She be gangsta. .
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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

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« Reply #56 on: April 27, 2011, 11:07:53 PM »




 Buggedout

Sooooooooo......wrong.....



I know what they were trying to say here, but it still sounds wrong.
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« Reply #57 on: April 28, 2011, 09:13:07 AM »





Just WTF were they thinking when they made this ad?


I shouldn't laugh but this is too much  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #58 on: April 28, 2011, 01:04:27 PM »



Faintly touching her non-existent breasticle.
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« Reply #59 on: April 28, 2011, 01:15:53 PM »



I figured that was the point of posting it. I see nothing sexual there, and I have a whole thread dedicated to what a perv I am. TeddyR
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