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« on: April 29, 2011, 01:08:57 PM »
Gentlemen, have you ever been in a situation where a "part" of you is standing at attention at an inconvenient time?

I recall in early high school having it happen all the time.  Of course back then if a girl accidentally bumped into me it was enough to get me going. 

I recall one instance during an late spring gym class a girl asked me to give her a piggy back.  Of course I had my gym shorts on and feeling her legs was enough to make me rise to the occasion.  I can't recall how I covered it up but it was difficult.

I have other instances but I'll turn it over to your boner stories.  Try to keep this some what clean if you can. 

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« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2011, 01:14:49 PM »
On the bus and in school assemblies were always dangerous times.

Luckily the blazer hid the goods.
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« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2011, 01:34:04 PM »
All the time at work between 8am - 10am. I haven't had sex in 5 months...  Bluesad
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« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2011, 02:55:50 PM »
Quote from: Circus Circus on April 29, 2011, 01:34:04 PM
All the time at work between 8am - 10am. I haven't had sex in 5 months...  Bluesad
Well...sometimes we have to take matters into our own hands.
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« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2011, 04:05:30 PM »
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« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2011, 07:29:01 PM »
when I stretch in the morning....
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« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2011, 07:33:45 PM »
Quote from: El Toro Loco on May 01, 2011, 07:29:01 PM
when I stretch in the morning....

That happens to me too !

We're Bone Brothers !  TeddyR

Wait.

Riiiiight....

Thats not...erm...really a good title for us, is it ?

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« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2011, 07:36:24 PM »
Quote from: Doggett on May 01, 2011, 07:33:45 PM
Quote from: El Toro Loco on May 01, 2011, 07:29:01 PM
when I stretch in the morning....


That happens to me too !

We're Bone Brothers !  TeddyR

Wait.

Riiiiight....

Thats not...erm...really a good title for us, is it ?

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« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2011, 08:10:11 PM »
When I had to do jumping jacks in gym class, the bouncing of my nads was kind of.. um.. exciting.  I would try to walk with my back to everyone.  Buggedout
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« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2011, 09:36:51 AM »
Definitely NSFW.
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« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2011, 12:52:42 PM »
When I was 18 or 19, I somehow ended up being the one to watch the little kids at a church function.  The kids were behaving pretty well so I was mostly ignoring them and my mind happened to wander into thoughts of girls (imagine that from a teenage boy).  Long story short, I eventually realized I had a very large, very obvious boner and just how bad that would look if anyone came in and saw it.  How was I supposed to explain it?  "Well, I was watching the kids play and I just happened to get a boner ..."
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« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2011, 12:24:03 PM »
When I was about 18 years old I was at a dance with my new girlfriend.  She kept pressing up against me and I had a boner that was clearly outlined against the front of my jeans.  I kept trying to shield it from view by standing behind her or behind tables and other objects.  Apparently, I didn't do a good job because a lot of people were snickering about it the next day.
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« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2011, 01:56:50 PM »
There was an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm where Larry David gets in hot water because he hugs a woman and, because the hug was extended, he started sporting wood. The lady got disgusted and walked away. Larry later told his friend he has a 5-second window with embracing pretty much any woman. Past that, he always gets a boner.

I'm that way, easily aroused. Back in my dating days, I used to get really uncomfortable going in for that first kiss because, if it turned into more than a peck, you can bet I would be pitching a tent, and most first kisses are made standing up. I was sitting with a girl I had been out with a few times and we went to the beach. We were sitting on a bench watching the sunset, and the first kiss happened. I was also very attracted to this girl. When we finished the kiss, I was sporting some very serious wood, and she wanted to get up and go strolling through the boardwalk. I managed to keep us sitting on the bench as I tried to force it away, but then we continues embracing so that didn't help matters. I had no choice. I had to tell her what was going on because she was going to find out immediately once we stood up. She was kind of a shy girl and it didn't go over very well.
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« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2011, 02:17:09 PM »
I'm loving this thread, these stories are really making me laugh out loud!  BounceGiggle

We always seem to have a song for every topic, and for this topic I know the perfect one!

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« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2011, 04:34:13 PM »
   I was about 17 and dating this really gorgeous blonde girl. I went to her house for dinner for the first time and her mom and all 3 sisters were also all gorgeous blondes. Their house was like back stage at a beauty pageant. During dinner it was all I could do to keep up conversation , get my food into my mouth and picture them all naked at the same time. That's when trouble arose. When the girl put her hand on my leg...well it was a very long night. Luckily they believed in sitting around after dinner and enjoying coffe, dessert and extended conversation.
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