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The fate of the last door to door salesmen


« on: May 02, 2011, 03:48:53 PM »


Photo showing Mr. Ed soon after hearing the news that they would be making a gritty reboot of his show staring Shia Lebeouf and Paris Hilton.
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« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2011, 04:06:17 PM »

You can take a horse to beer, and he'll always drink...
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« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2011, 04:14:52 PM »

I think you've been hanging around with the humans too much.
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« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2011, 04:20:19 PM »

soon, he'll be hung, well, like a horse!
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« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2011, 04:21:43 PM »


Photo showing Mr. Ed soon after hearing the news that they would be making a gritty reboot of his show staring Shia Lebeouf and Paris Hilton.



  Manfred, the Budweiser Clydesdale, was docked a day's pay for drinking on the job.
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« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2011, 08:02:49 AM »

Ah, summertime at Newt's place.
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I want to be Ripley when I grow up.


« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2011, 08:15:51 AM »

Ah, summertime at Newt's place.

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Pony: "They signed me up for the pony rides at the Fun Fair again.  Time to fortify myself!"
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« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2011, 08:17:57 AM »



"Whoa there: you say they call this horse p*ss?"
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« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2011, 08:24:40 AM »

"A few more of these and I'll be p*ssing like a racehorse!"
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« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2011, 08:36:57 AM »

"Maybe this will give me the nerve to go hit on that cute little Lickety Split filly with the tramp stamp on her butt!"
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« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2011, 08:47:09 AM »

When Midnight missed out on being cast in the Conan the Barbarian remake, his life took a downhill turn...
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« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2011, 08:56:26 AM »

The final step in producing Labatt's 50. The finished product is ready for bottling in about half an hour.
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« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2011, 11:29:26 PM »

The reason why the bartender never got an answer when he said 'Why the long face?'
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« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2011, 08:57:40 AM »

Why Budwiser gets the best horses to apply for the wagon job.
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