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« on: May 02, 2011, 04:34:07 PM »


Hey can somebody get the instructions? I think Franklin screwed up again, This can't be the complete Make-a tank!
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« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2011, 04:49:35 PM »

"eh it'll be fine, get some duct tape..."
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« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2011, 04:23:48 PM »


Hey can somebody get the instructions? I think Franklin screwed up again, This can't be the complete Make-a tank!


Close enough for government work.
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« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2011, 08:01:58 AM »

Wonder what Freud would make of this tank?
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« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2011, 06:13:55 AM »

I don't know, chief. It just fell out.
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« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2011, 07:38:07 AM »



You ran over my pet ROCK?! YOU BASTARDS!
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« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2011, 12:04:20 PM »



Soldier #1: The gun just fell off.
Soldier #2: Yeah, I've had that same problem myself.
Soldier #1: Ok, that's just about the grossest thing I've ever heard.
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« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2011, 02:27:24 PM »

 


Ummmmm, I don't think Triple A will come out for this one, Sarge.
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« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2011, 08:04:20 PM »

"Hmm... get some super glue, that might fix it."
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« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2011, 08:45:50 PM »

The heartbreak of projectile dysfunction.
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The fate of the last door to door salesmen


« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2011, 06:21:04 PM »

Okay I looked up some info on that tank in the picture and its actually supposed to look like that! Apparently the Germans designed a tank that fire a 380mm rocket at building for blowing it to the moon. So I'd make an estimated guess that the "part of the barrel" is actually the rocket that was supposed to go into the tank! So to answer andy's question he'd probably think they were overcompensating for something....and come to think of it so do I! TeddyR

oh and I also mispelled the tank's name its actually Sturmtiger.

heres a wikipedia link if you guys are interested
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sturmtiger
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« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2011, 08:36:34 AM »

"Wait a minute. This thing is a cement mixer!"
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« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2011, 02:24:03 PM »

@Flackbait: indeed. In the words of one reference book 'it was designed to take the work out of street fighting' and that is the projectile.
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