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Olivia Bauer
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« on: May 03, 2011, 07:56:13 AM »
"I hope you saved room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach!!"
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« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2011, 08:32:56 AM »
Quote from: A.J. Bauer on May 03, 2011, 07:56:13 AM
"I hope you saved room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach!!"

I have a funny feeling we'll be seeing a lot of Arnold in this thread. TeddyR

"Ice to see you."

"If revenge is a dish best served cold, then put on your Sunday finest. It's time to feast."
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Trevor
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« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2011, 08:40:30 AM »
"If you keep looking at me, you'll see me kill you." ~ FREEJACK
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I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart
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Oh my my, my Mitchell...
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2011, 08:46:46 AM »
"If there's one thing we can tell you, it's this - a crazy killer is crazy, and he WILL kill you."
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« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2011, 09:15:31 AM »
From Breakheart Pass:

The Reverend: "Simple charity to your fellow man."
John Deakin: "My 'fellow man' is about to hang me!"  TeddyR
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« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2011, 09:16:27 AM »
"Uplink underground, uplink underground. If you say that one more time, I'll uplink your ass, and you'll be underground!"
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« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2011, 09:21:37 AM »
"How about a kiss ... on my fist" - The Last Dragon (1985)

Dunno, but that line always cracks me up.
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Flick James
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« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2011, 09:58:34 AM »
Okay, I'm very sorry to do this, because it's not from a movie, but I can't resist.

I actually watch Dancing With the Stars. It is a guilty pleasure for me, and I really don't care what that says to any of you, I am a confident heterosexual.  TeddyR

In any case, one of the judges, Lenny, said something last night that cracked me up, but it's such a cheesy line. When giving comments on a dance, he said:

"You were like a James Bond martini. You were shakin', and I was stirred."

I'm using that line the next time I dance with my wife.
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« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2011, 01:02:54 PM »
Green Goblin: "Are you in or are you out?"
Spider-Man: "You're the one who's out, Gobby. Out of your MIND!"
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« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2011, 03:52:53 PM »
technically a two-liner, but dumb enough to include here

"Signal blocked?!? What does this mean?"

"It means someone's blocked the signal!!!"

- Steel Trap(2009)
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« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2011, 03:57:20 PM »
Littlejohn: Braddock! I'm warning you, don't step on any toes.

James Braddock: I don't step on toes, Littlejohn, I step on necks.

-Missing In Action III
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« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2011, 07:18:54 PM »
"If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave his ass and tell him to walk backwards."-Gleaming the Cube
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« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2011, 09:07:43 PM »
From "The Room":

EVERY SINGLE LINE!
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« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2011, 09:21:19 PM »
Ah-nohld in Last Action Hero:

"You wanna be a farmer?  Here's a couple of acres!" and promptly kicks a guy so hard in the nuts that he flies away.
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Billy Blanks in The King of the Kickboxers, where he finds out that the man he about to fight is the brother of the man he previously killed in a martial arts snuff movie.  Note the dramatic pauses!

"YOU are the brother...!  How ... perfect!"
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« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2011, 11:48:49 PM »
Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
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