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« on: May 03, 2011, 12:00:24 PM »

You're at some place and no matter when you go in you have to immediately move your bowels.  I swear EVERY time I go into a library and start to browse, two minutes later I feel a BM coming on.  I noticed more recently it happens to me in antique stores.  Maybe its because I find myself utterly relaxed and preoccupied in these areas.  Anyone have similar issues or better yet an explanation to why this happens to me?   Lookingup
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« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2011, 12:31:25 PM »

no but my brother in law cannot resist wrecking my bathroom.
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« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2011, 12:38:20 PM »

Well, there's a pretty clear correlation going on here Darksider, at least in terms of the library. Lots of reading takes place on the throne, and you're surrounded by books. I can't see a correlation with the antique stores, though.

Anyway, no, I can't say I experience that phenomenon.
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« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2011, 01:03:02 PM »

Well, there's a pretty clear correlation going on here Darksider, at least in terms of the library. Lots of reading takes place on the throne, and you're surrounded by books. I can't see a correlation with the antique stores, though.

Anyway, no, I can't say I experience that phenomenon.
Yep, perhaps that has something to do with it.
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« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2011, 03:49:34 PM »

Every time I'm going in for a job interview.  EVERY TIME.
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« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2011, 04:19:39 PM »

Every time I'm going in for a job interview.  EVERY TIME.

Oh, well, that's just regular old stress and fear, friend. Now that I think of it, I can say that I've had to go to the bathroom right before an interview just about every time, whether BM or peepee, and I can say with certainty, for me anyway, it's all about nervousness and fear.
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« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2011, 04:33:00 AM »

That happens to me EVERY TIME I go to the cinema.  But I only have to go pee, no BMs in sight.

I've even gone so far as to not have anything to drink for at least 4 hours before I leave the house and I even go pee 30 seconds before I walk into the movie itself.  But nooooooo, it still happens.  Lookingup

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« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2011, 06:56:32 AM »

I can't see a correlation with the antique stores, though.

All the sh!t for sale?

For me, it always seems to happen when I arrive at work. The annoying part is I make an effort to go before I leave the house, usually before showering in the morning, so I'm sure to be clean. Nothing. Then, maybe 20 minutes later, I'm just sitting down with my coffee and I have to go. That is so annoying, and it doesn't help that I share the bathroom with my commercial tennant, a hairdresser who gets all b!tchy when I sh!t in my own bathroom. Almost makes me want to buy one of those home colonic setups. "No, you're coming out when it's convenient."
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« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2011, 08:49:25 AM »

When I start to drive on the highway at night after dinner.
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