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« on: May 12, 2011, 02:58:53 PM »




The long-lost child of Barbra Streisand and Steven Tyler.
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« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2011, 03:31:28 PM »

Unauthorized biography reveals bizarre double life of Bob Denver.
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« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2011, 03:32:33 PM »

What I'll probably look like in another 20 years...
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« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2011, 03:52:06 PM »

What Janice the Muppet would look like if she existed in real life.
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« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2011, 05:45:43 PM »

Unbeknownst to most viewers of Hee Haw, one of the Hee Haw honeys mated with the donkey, producing this offspring.
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« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2011, 09:47:57 PM »

"Look out, Bones! It's the salt vampire!"
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« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2011, 01:45:38 AM »

I see Darkman isn't even pretending to look like a real person anymore. 
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« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2011, 11:28:00 AM »

A victim of Joker-itis in the early stages.
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« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2011, 01:31:47 PM »


what happens to addicts addicted to botox and plastic surgery
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« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2011, 10:38:26 PM »

I better stop looking at this before my thing detaches itself and runs away in fear.
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« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2011, 11:51:18 PM »

when a transvestite runs out of money half way through plastic surgery.
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« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2011, 11:48:07 AM »

Definitely a two-bagger. One over her head and one over yours, just to be safe.
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« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2011, 03:10:50 PM »

Brief intermission:

Try this.  Cover the picture so just the eyes and above are visible.  Now cover it so just the nose and below are visible.  I believe this is the same way your brain perceives the world depending on how much liquor you've had to drink.
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« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2011, 04:42:52 PM »

I honestly wonder how somebody can spend good money on a reputable (I assume) surgeon, and not only end up looking like that, but think it turned out well. Unless, of course, this woman walked into the surgeon's office and said "I want you to make me look like Gilligan." Then I'd say mission accomplished. Otherwise, she's been disfigured.
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