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« on: May 13, 2011, 06:41:44 AM »


Ribs at the County Line Barbecue in Austin, TX
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« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2011, 07:22:21 AM »

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« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2011, 08:33:48 AM »

"And this is just the appetizer plate..."
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« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2011, 09:32:54 AM »

They don't have doggie bags at this restaurant.  They have doggie cases!
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« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2011, 09:56:00 AM »

Centuries later, a group of archaeologists stumbled upon Indianasmith's mummified remains . . . and those damned ribs still weren't completely digested.
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« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2011, 10:42:43 PM »


Ribs at the County Line Barbecue in Austin, TX


That weenie little state? You're just lucky they don't divide my state in half, because then Texas will be the THIRD biggest.  TongueOut

Sorry, I don't have a caption.  TeddyR
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« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2011, 06:26:36 AM »

And each one would have what, 15 inhabitants?????? Twirling Twirling Twirling
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« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2011, 11:34:53 AM »


 
  This? This is just dessert. The main course was a mummified mastodon I found yesterday.
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« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2011, 11:49:03 AM »

When did they remake The People Under the Stairs?
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« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2011, 09:57:38 PM »


It took me a moment to realize that was a bib and not your belly spilling out of your open shirt.   BounceGiggle
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« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2011, 10:02:53 PM »

And each one would have what, 15 inhabitants?????? Twirling Twirling Twirling

Nah, we'd have a quarter of a million in each half. Well, if we spread the people out, since almost half the state's population is in Anchorage.

I have a friend that lives in Minnesota (the land of 10,000 lakes), and always refer to it as "the desert. Minnesotans are proud of their 11,000+ lakes. We have over 3 million.  
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« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2011, 11:03:01 PM »

Wow, three lakes per person!!!
But how often do you see bikini clad eye candy at the boat ramp at the end of the day?
EIGHT MONTHS OUT OF THE YEAR down here in Texas!  Sometimes nine!!! TeddyR Twirling
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« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2011, 11:22:01 PM »

Wow, three lakes per person!!!
But how often do you see bikini clad eye candy at the boat ramp at the end of the day?
EIGHT MONTHS OUT OF THE YEAR down here in Texas!  Sometimes nine!!! TeddyR Twirling

Uh, six lakes per person. You weren't a MATH teacher, were you?
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« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2011, 11:32:46 PM »

I majored in history to get as far away from math as I could.

Now you see why!!!  Touche!! BounceGiggle
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« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2011, 10:26:39 PM »

I majored in history to get as far away from math as I could.

Now you see why!!!  Touche!! BounceGiggle

Lol, that's funny, because I didn't like history because it seemed like all it was was remembering dates (numbers). I'm much more interested in history now than when I was a kid.

I actually kinda like math, it's interesting once it starts to make sense.

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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution
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