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« on: May 13, 2011, 03:17:13 PM »

Kong: DUDE! He broke my F'ing jaw!

Director: Guys! Guys! com'on... you're BOTH supposed to be pulling the punches.

Godzilla: But he called my Mother a 'dirty lizard'. That was not in the script!
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« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2011, 05:39:50 PM »

Gentlemen, I want a good clean fight... no breathing fire below the belt.

"...written by Joseph Stefano, the guy who wrote 'Psycho,' only this time instead of being about a guy having trouble accepting the death of his Mama, it's a girl having trouble accepting the death of her Daddy. It happened 14 years ago, when she was seven, and ever since then she's wanted to stab men to death with a screwdriver whenever they try to get too close to her. Of course, I've encountered this 'killer screwdriver syndrome' with several women during my lifetime..."-Joe Bob on BLACKOUT
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« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2011, 10:48:30 PM »

Psst...hey buddy...could you give my back spikes a good rubdown?


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« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2011, 11:37:54 AM »

" Listen 'Zilla, you're taking a fall in the 3rd, see? And in case ya get stupid we got yer kid fer insurance."

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