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The Burgomaster
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« on: May 16, 2011, 12:36:44 PM »

1. Cover Your Stump Before You Hump.

2. Before You Attack Her, Wrap Your Whacker.

3. Don't Be Silly, Protect Your Willy.

4. When In Doubt, Shroud Your Spout.

5. Don't Be A Loner, Cover Your Boner.

6. You Can't Go Wrong If You Shield Your Dong.

7. If You're Not Goin To Sack It, Go Home And Whack It.

8. If You Think She's Spunky Cover Your Monkey.

9. If You Slip Between Her Thighs, Be Sure To Condomize.

10. It Will Be Sweeter If You Wrap Your Peter.

11. She Won't Get Sick If You Wrap Your Dick.

12. If You Go Into Heat, Package Your Meat.

13. While Your Undressing Venus, Dress Up Your Penis.

14. When You Take Off Her Pants And Blouse, Slip Up
Your Trouser Mouse.

15. Especially In December, Gift Wrap Your Member.

16. Never, Never Deck Her With An Unwrapped Pecker.

17. Dont Be A Fool, Vulcanize Your Tool.

18. The Right Selection Will Protect Your Erection.

19. Wrap It In Foil Before Checking Her Oil.

20. A Crank With Armor Will Never Harm Her.

21. No Glove, No Love!
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LilCerberus
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Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2011, 12:48:08 PM »
it keeps the stains off yer sheets...
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Psycho Circus
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« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2011, 01:02:38 PM »
Quote from: The Burgomaster on May 16, 2011, 12:36:44 PM
4. When In Doubt, Shroud Your Spout.

12. If You Go Into Heat, Package Your Meat.

15. Especially In December, Gift Wrap Your Member.

19. Wrap It In Foil Before Checking Her Oil.
BounceGiggle
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Chamber Of Ages
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« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2011, 01:19:33 PM »
Cover your unit before you harpoon it.
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LilCerberus
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« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2011, 01:37:02 PM »
http://www.condomcondom.org/condom-capella-ringtone.php
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"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
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Cthulhu
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« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2011, 02:02:38 PM »
Use a condom so you won't get AIDS.

Wait...I think I don't quite get the hang of this....
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retrorussell
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Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2011, 02:19:05 PM »
Rise with us!
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"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."
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« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2011, 03:56:32 PM »
Don't be a clown... use a balloon! Wink
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AndyC
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« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2011, 05:32:19 PM »
Before you hit the road, be sure to tarp your load.
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Trevor
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« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2011, 12:37:12 AM »
I actually feel a little bit of a dick as I can't think of any better than the above.  Wink
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I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart
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A Great Heart to stand me by.
Umaril The Unfeathered
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« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2011, 09:42:16 AM »
If a guy and a girl are doing it in the middle of the street, and he has protection, does that give new meaning to the phrase "where the rubber hits the road"?  Wink
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Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!
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« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2011, 05:17:28 PM »
Don't Wear One
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