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A.J. Bauer
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« on: May 20, 2011, 08:25:28 AM »

"You're not a human! You're just a b***hy trampoline!"
-Rose to Lady Cassandra (Doctor Who)
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« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2011, 08:43:49 AM »

"You two donkey-d!cks couldn't get laid in a morgue."

- The very quotable Chet Donnelly, from Weird Science
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« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2011, 11:32:11 AM »

"if you could or would for one brief moment shut that vast resounding chasm of a mouth I should be grateful madam"

-Vinceint Price, The comedy of Terror (The scene at the dinner table is full of great insults)
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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution
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« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2011, 03:52:41 PM »

From the little known and much missed Shadow warrior PC game.

You move like a pregnant yak.

You are weak as a baby fart, go live in fear.
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« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2011, 11:18:02 AM »

"Men, Would you like to see your wife in something long and flowing?"
"Yeah a river!"
Benny hill show
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« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2011, 11:19:59 AM »

No put down in history has quite the same sting as:

"I'd rather kiss a Wookie!!"

from THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK.
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« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2011, 02:29:48 PM »

No put down in history has quite the same sting as:

"I'd rather kiss a Wookie!!"

from THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK.

And it had the perfect comeback:

"That can be arranged!"
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« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2011, 05:24:23 AM »

Small | Large
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« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2011, 08:02:46 AM »

"Men, Would you like to see your wife in something long and flowing?"
"Yeah a river!"
Benny hill show

Or Benny's "George and Dragon" sketch, which was loaded with insults, mostly directed at Rita Webb, as the homely medieval barmaid at the George and Dragon Inn.

Benny: "I say, is George in?"

Rita: I'll be going off soon.
Benny: You've been going off for years.

Pretty barmaid: Don't talk to her like that, she's a real treasure.
Benny: What did you have to go and dig her up for?

Rita: Beauty's only skin deep.
Benny: You was born inside-out, weren't you.

Rita: We're all sisters under the skin.
Benny: Well get back under your skin and send your sister out.

Rita: I've never been so insulted in all my life.
Benny: You must have been.
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« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2011, 03:51:04 PM »

"You're really mean with money, you're a tremendous physical coward. You once spent an afternoon on the Samaritan switchboard and four people committed suicide. Your middle name is Judas but tell everyone it's Johnathan. You sign all your official letters "A.J.Rimmer B.S.C.", and B.S.C. stands for 'bronze swimming certificate'. You're a cheating, weaselly, low-life, scum-bucket, with all the charm and social grace of a pubic louse"

Lister to Rimmer, Red Dwarf
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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution
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« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2011, 03:54:09 PM »

Small | Large
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« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2011, 04:44:50 PM »

"Men, Would you like to see your wife in something long and flowing?"
"Yeah a river!"
Benny hill show

I seem to remember another Benny Hill show where he was sitting down on  couch talking to the audience in a Jewish accent, complaining about his wife: 

He said "My wife says I'm going to drive her to her grave, so I got the car warmed up and ready to go in 2 minutes"!   BounceGiggle     Fun show!
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