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« on: May 25, 2011, 07:00:31 PM »

"In his new book Amazing Dogs: A Cabinet of Canine Curiosities, Cardiff University historian Jan Bondeson mines obscure German periodicals to reveal the Nazis' failed attempt to breed an army of educated dogs that could read, write and talk."

Read more: http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/05/25/how-nazi-scientsts-tried-to-create-an-army-of-talking-dogs/#ixzz1NPb4yjVV

I'm sure all you wags will be chiming in with your dog puns.
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« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2011, 08:08:25 PM »

That would be the cat's meow.
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« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2011, 12:01:07 AM »

guess they had thought that they had wolfed down their plans.
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« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2011, 02:00:25 AM »

"In his new book Amazing Dogs: A Cabinet of Canine Curiosities, Cardiff University historian Jan Bondeson mines obscure German periodicals to reveal the Nazis' failed attempt to breed an army of educated dogs that could read, write and talk."

Yo dawg, wazzup with dat?  Wink
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« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2011, 08:09:21 AM »

Well, Hitler was a dog person. Loved his Alsatian, Blondi.
The question on my mind is whether the intelligent German dogs could stand up to the cyborg Collie the Russians were working on. BounceGiggle
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« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2011, 12:45:25 PM »

Well, Hitler was a dog person. Loved his Alsatian, Blondi.
The question on my mind is whether the intelligent German dogs could stand up to the cyborg Collie the Russians were working on. BounceGiggle



It's a good thing they weren't allies, because then that would open the door to educated dogs that could read, write, and talk, AND the added thread of cyborg strength.

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« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2011, 01:09:28 PM »

Well, Hitler was a dog person. Loved his Alsatian, Blondi.
The question on my mind is whether the intelligent German dogs could stand up to the cyborg Collie the Russians were working on. BounceGiggle



Hmm...looks like this was the lost plan for one of the cybernetic creatures in one of the Wolfenstein games  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2011, 09:33:57 PM »

Well, Hitler was a dog person. Loved his Alsatian, Blondi.
The question on my mind is whether the intelligent German dogs could stand up to the cyborg Collie the Russians were working on. BounceGiggle


now that's just barking up the wrong tree, mate.
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« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2011, 01:35:50 AM »

Sounds like the scientists were just chasing cars with this one.


(I can't be the only person on badmovies.org of all places that thinks this would make a awesome movie)
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« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2011, 07:10:12 PM »

I think Rev was just throwing you guys a bone on this one. 
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« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2011, 07:24:43 PM »

This thread's goin' to the dogs.   Lookingup
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« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2011, 07:49:11 PM »

You guys are being a little ruff, don't you think?

P.S. Criswell, I agree that the idea of talking Nazi dogs could be adapted into a decent b-movie.
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« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2011, 08:12:03 PM »



Myuni Hausen: Yessss, Yes! Soon... very soon I will have race of super talking dogs ready to fight!
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« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2011, 09:29:56 PM »



Myuni Hausen: Yessss, Yes! Soon... very soon I will have race of super talking dogs ready to fight!

 BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle

Strangely enough, creating a race of talking dogs also involves building a gigantic raping machine. It's his solution to everything.
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« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2011, 10:00:00 PM »

Well, Hitler was a dog person. Loved his Alsatian, Blondi.
The question on my mind is whether the intelligent German dogs could stand up to the cyborg Collie the Russians were working on. BounceGiggle



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