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The Burgomaster
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« on: June 08, 2011, 02:11:00 PM »

All I can see around the hotel are a bunch of trees and some grass.  There is a rooster outside my window.  The End.

Love,
Burgo

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« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2011, 02:32:50 PM »

Ahh but its a FOREIGN Rooster.  Small town or not I'm still jealous...go have a schnitzel and do your best. 
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« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2011, 03:00:41 PM »

When in doubt, there's always beer. And you're in Germany. Go have one.
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« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2011, 03:06:38 PM »

say hello to Claws will you?
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« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2011, 03:09:42 PM »

say hello to Claws will you?

The only claws I've seen so far are on that damned rooster!

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« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2011, 06:04:52 PM »

Go make friend with him... Guten Abend Herr Hahn. (i think, I haven't used german in decades).
-Ed
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« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2011, 11:08:24 PM »

Buy me some sauerkraut.
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« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2011, 11:15:15 PM »

say hello to Claws will you?

I won't be in that area until next month.

Not the best weather but try to enjoy your stay anyway  Wink
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« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2011, 06:42:03 AM »

All I can see around the hotel are a bunch of trees and some grass.  There is a rooster outside my window.  The End.

Love,
Burgo



Enjoy and all the best, Burgo.  Cheers
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« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2011, 07:03:35 AM »

That was a great story.  Brief, witty, intelligent and full of subtext.  You must have time on your hands to enjoy such beauty. 

Fun Germany Fact I just learnt: Oktoberfest is in September apparently!  That must confuse tourists who want to get drunk and book holidays.
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« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2011, 08:08:52 AM »

All I can see around the hotel are a bunch of trees and some grass.  There is a rooster outside my window.  The End.

As long as he's not there every morning, you're good.   Thumbup  Enjoy!
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« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2011, 10:18:22 AM »

All I can see around the hotel are a bunch of trees and some grass.  There is a rooster outside my window.  The End.

Love,
Burgo



Thinking about it further, how close was the rooster?  I've never been closer than 10 metres from a rooster, and would be curious to see if they actually look like they do in my imagination. 

Plus if he was right by your window, that would be interesting/annoying.
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« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2011, 11:41:42 AM »

All I can see around the hotel are a bunch of trees and some grass.  There is a rooster outside my window.  The End.

Love,
Burgo



Maybe this should be a haiku.
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« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2011, 02:38:19 PM »

Rooster Struts his stuff.
Burgo gets a mite peckish.
 Say By-by birdie
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« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2011, 03:45:18 PM »

have fun, just stay away from cucumbers bean sprouts all food  Thumbup
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