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« on: June 02, 2011, 09:41:55 PM »



I hope this time we beat the Enterprise to space station Deep 13.  Last time they got there before we did and drank all the beer and other intoxicating liquids.
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« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2011, 01:11:21 AM »



I hope this time we beat the Enterprise to space station Deep 13.  Last time they got there before we did and drank all the beer and other intoxicating liquids.


I thought it might be a trap and forgot about it until I sat down this morning.  Buggedout
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« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2011, 06:24:38 AM »

Dude, it's even better when you're stoned!
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« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2011, 09:45:20 AM »

Hitting a seagull at light speed is never pretty.
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« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2011, 09:55:43 AM »



Why does Hyperspace always look so Freaky?

Small | Large
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« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2011, 11:29:43 AM »


the HAL 9000 got nothin on this b***h!
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« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2011, 11:17:54 PM »

Hey.. is that Tom Baker's face appearing in front of us?
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« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2011, 11:36:44 PM »

Officer: Oh crap!  Left the garage door open again!
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« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2011, 04:56:29 AM »




 You'd think, Ensign, on a starship with a hyper-drive they'd have more comfortable chairs.
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« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2011, 08:25:36 AM »




Tell me, does going into hyperspace makes you think of falling on a porkupine? Maybe it's just me...

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« Reply #10 on: June 07, 2011, 01:06:07 PM »

Dude, if we do this in less than 11 parsecs, I'm telling you, we'll get more p***y than Han Solo.
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« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2011, 07:35:25 PM »

"Wow, good nyborg, man."
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« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2011, 04:44:38 PM »

Man, are you sure you didn't get ripped off on this Space Acid---no, wait, it's kicking in.
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« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2011, 06:09:58 PM »

"It's a TRIP!"
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