Top Ten Worst Movies Ever Made

[The Burgomaster]

Here are 7, in no particular order.  I'll do some thinking before I post the remaining 3:

* CURSE OF THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN
* DUNE (David Lynch version)
* WIRED (that absolutely dismal movie about the life of John Belushi)
* MYRA BRECKINRIDGE
* CONQUEST (Lucio Fulci)
* EXORCIST II: THE HERETIC
* CADDYSHACK II

June 18 update - here's one more to bring my total to 8 so far:

* REVOLUTION (Al Pacino as a Revolutionary War soldier?!?!?!?!?)

[Doggett]

First off:
I LOVE Tank girl!

Anyway,


10. Starsky and Hutch
9. Frogs (my mum made me watch it. I'm still bitter about the whole experience)
8. Xanadu (although the sheer madness of this does make me laugh)
7. Funny Games (Just cruel)
6. The Dreamers (very annoying characters)
5. Mission: Impossible II (sort of breaking the rules here as I ahev never finished it but I have tied over five times!)
4, Dune
3, Lovesick Sicklove
2, Baise Moi
1. DeadGirl (pretty much everyone is a necrophiliac rapist.)

[Cthulhu]

1. DeadGirl (pretty much everyone is a necrophiliac rapist.)

Reminds me of gradeschool.
Wait...

[RCMerchant]

Gee-I don't get all the animosity towards FROGS.
I like it! I own the dvd!

It's a good movie!
No-really! 
They jump on the cake...the p**s of Ray Milland....
what's not to like?
I actually spent 75 cents to see this at the Strand! It was great!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dzl1RkBxNsY
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[Hammock Rider]

Original Sin
The Spirit
Manos: Hands of Fate. Sorry I really really hate this movie. I can't even sit through the MST3K version.
The Fountain
Half Past Dead
Pearl Harbor
27 Dresses
Furry Vengence
Caddy Shack 2
Epic Movie

[crackers]

Gee-I don't get all the animosity towards FROGS.
I like it! I own the dvd!

It's a good movie!
No-really! 
They jump on the cake...the p**s of Ray Milland....
what's not to like?
I actually spent 75 cents to see this at the Strand! It was great!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dzl1RkBxNsY

I liked it too. 

[InformationGeek]

Gee-I don't get all the animosity towards FROGS.
I like it! I own the dvd!

It's a good movie!
No-really! 
They jump on the cake...the p**s of Ray Milland....
what's not to like?
I actually spent 75 cents to see this at the Strand! It was great!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dzl1RkBxNsY

I liked it too. 

My frustration stems from the strange pacing (Nothing really happens for a while and then everything kind of speeds up quickly in strange contrast to before), the forgettable acting, the insane amounts of frog stock footage, the bad death scenes, the bad animal biology (Those lizards can't be from those parts!), the false advertisment about killer frogs, and the fact that most of those frogs were toads.  There's more, but I would sadly have to watch it again and I don't want to put myself through it.  Twice was enough.

[akiratubo]

In no particular order:

(I'm not going to include something that doesn't really qualify as a movie, like The Jar.)

Beaks: The Movie - You make a movie about how mankind is cruel to birds, then kill tons of live birds to liven up your movie.  $#@! you.

Tintorerra - Lots of ugly men in speedos, every so often a shark wanders through the frame.

Alligator Alley - Almost completely unendurable movie about three guys who do random mean stuff.

Zardoz - Simply a failure, and a waste of my time to watch it.

Tank Girl - I'm getting a headache just thinking about this abomination.

Hedwig and the Angry Inch - Please, just make it stop.

Popeye - This movie killed part of my soul.

Godzilla (Devlin and Emmerich) - Long, boring, cynical, just no good.

Hulk (2003) - This movie was so bad I almost cried.  How is it even possible to make a movie this bad?

Headless Eyes - A guy voiceovers nonstop while shuffling after women to pick out their eyeballs.  He won't even shut up after he dies!

[crackers]

Hedwig and the Angry Inch - Please, just make it stop.
dies!

I loved this film. Ithought it was really funny, but each to their own.

[Doggett]

Hedwig and the Angry Inch - Please, just make it stop.
dies!

I loved this film. Ithought it was really funny, but each to their own.

 

I loved it too.
One of my faves!

[diamondwaspvenom]

Reno 911!: The Movie
Every Jackass Movie
Journey to the Center of Time
Bruno
Critters 4
Dinner for Schmucks (2010)
Puppet Master vs Demonic Toys
Alien Resurrection
Trancers 4: Jack of Swords
Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) 

[zombie no.one]

Bruno
  

Although I thought Bruno was nowhere near as funny as Borat when they were both on the Ali G Show in short segments, I found the Bruno film hilarious and much better than the Borat film. I've read a lot of people say they didn't like Bruno because most of it was "obviously set up" but it isn't. only about 2 things in the whole film are pre-planned/set up

[lester1/2jr]

I don't get the hate for Garbage Pail Kids the movie. I enjoyed it.

[Olivia Bauer]

I don't think I've seen 10 bad movies.

[Cthulhu]

First of all, I'm not claiming that these are the worst movies EVARR. These are just the worst that I've seen.
They are in no particular order. Hell, there probably isn't even ten of them.

Manos:The hands of fate-The first time I saw it, I was traumatized. Then I watched it again. And again. I've learned to like it, but it still is very painful.

Demon under glass-The director and his friends probably got together to give this film a decent score on IMDB. Don't let that fool you. This film sucks. A lot. There are exactly zero redeeming qualities about this movie.

Eegah-I was so bored, I cried.

Slapstick (Of Another Kind)-f**k this movie. Just typing the title killed a good amount of my braincells.

Cathy's Curse-Horrible, horrible, horrible Omen knock-off. In orange. I can't properly put the hate I feel for this movie in words.

Fekete ország-I'm glad you will never-ever see this movie, since it wasn't released outside of Hungary. This movie made me shout to the skies, and it gave me a migraine.

Night of horror-Words cannot begin to describe this movie. It was agony. I watched it, alone, in the dark. And sometimes, when I lay awake on my bed at night, with a million stars staring at me through my window, I can feel it. I can hear the soundtrack. I see the smudge on the camera. I smell the dust that gathered on the film over years. I can feel dirt on the RV that they have been driving in the movie for 5 minutes.
I know Tony Malanowski, the director is out there. Laughing at me. Mocking me.