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sprite75
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« on: June 17, 2011, 08:19:59 PM »


If this makes you horny, you have serious problems.
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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2011, 09:08:36 PM »
Unknown to many in the galaxy far far away, Jabba was a closet crossdresser.
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« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2011, 10:41:24 PM »


The Love Boat soon will be making another run,
The Love Boat promises something for everyone,
Set a course for adventure...
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« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2011, 11:56:14 AM »
A regular transvestite in the back alley.
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yeah no.
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« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2011, 01:44:53 PM »
I Dream of Jeannie was originally intended to by an animated show, produced by Sid and Marty Krofft.
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« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2011, 04:35:33 PM »

Love me cancerously
Like a salt sore soaked in the sea...
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« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2011, 05:22:24 PM »
Jabba the Hut's sister, Jabina, was a lesbian and hoped to entice Leia to sit by her side for some neeple-peenchy.
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« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2011, 12:18:23 AM »
what Norman Bates's father looked like in graffiti form.
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My kinda toy...
« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2011, 12:53:53 AM »
Hutt smut is becoming pretty popular these days.
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« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2011, 06:14:05 AM »

You know, I WAS planning on actually USING my eyes for the rest of my life. Thanks for ruining that. Somebody get me an icepick.
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« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2011, 03:56:00 PM »
COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU:  Danny DeVito in "Pink Flamingos II."
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« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2011, 02:41:43 PM »
I know that Rosie O'Donnell has been doing a lot of Broadway lately, but perhaps the title role in "The Little Mermaid" might be a bit of a stretch (to the costume).
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Check out my movie reviews and articles at:  www.cinedump.com<br /><br />Or, don\\\'t check them out - see if I care.  You\\\'re not my real mom anyway.  Unless, you are.  In which case, whatever, I\\\'ll do what I want.  It\\\'s my hot body.  Y\\\'all don\\\'t know me.
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