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« on: June 17, 2011, 09:27:25 PM »

Wow, 1000 posts. It seems only yesterday I found this site and was hooked on it's reviews and eventaually I learned what a great bunch of people post here in the forums. Well, I've got a lot to cover so to help me out-let me introduce you to AALT (Author Avatar Live Trace)

Well, in the time to come you can expect more of my insightful and witty comments as we dicuss our viewing experiences.

Thank you AALT-nice to see you are helping. But now that Ive written a review myself, I see more comming.  What movie will be the next to see it scrutinized and perhaps give me internet immortality by becomming an official review.

Well, as of this posting, the third one hasn't come out yet. (I think)
And then things get metaphysical. What will happen when the Angel of Bad Movie Vengence fights the 666th Post Demon for the very soul of

Thanks for the support AALT. (Don't mind him. He's just jealous that  he doesn't have a flaming sword or horns)

In conculsion, I should be posting here more frequently after that little self-imposed exile I was on, and now that all this work is finished. But this is my favorite forum on the internet. I never feel like people are really rude and it's great to discuss something that we have in common.  Here's to becoming a bad movie kraken! (Imagine the photoshop job for that occasion.)

At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...

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« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2011, 09:41:11 AM »

Congratulations!  Welcome to the fanatic club!   Cheers  What took you so long?  Wink

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« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2011, 10:54:51 AM »

Oh me too - I keep buying that stuff as well   TeddyR

Funny post, I need an avatar to help me out too   Thumbup

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« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2011, 01:17:55 AM »

Is there cake?

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« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2011, 01:52:39 PM »

Congratulations! 1000th post. Thumbup
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