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« on: June 22, 2011, 10:43:01 PM »



Jar Jar shows why there are always so many women lined up outside his offices all the time.
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« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2011, 10:33:36 AM »


Mommy, mommy, can I have this Foot Roll up?

Me tongue es no "Foot Roll Up"!
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« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2011, 01:23:48 PM »

"Next up on the Star Wars auction block, this one of a kind still frame of Jar Jar Binks.  We'll start the bidding at $200.  $200?  Um, ok...how about $100 who will give me $100?  Eh...$50?  $25?"
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« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2011, 02:26:34 PM »

Sure ladies, he may be missing a finger, but I mean, come on...
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« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2011, 05:54:55 PM »

Jar Jar responds to his critics just like George Lucas does...
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« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2011, 06:59:39 PM »

Why was Jar-Jar really kicked out of Otoh Gunga?  It was not for being clumsy as he would often claim.  It was due to that unfortunate time when Jar-Jar was discovered to be using that tongue on himself.
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« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2011, 07:59:38 PM »

Little did any of the other character's realize, but Jar Jar's tongue is actually an alien life form slowly sucking all the drama and seriousness out of the prequels.
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« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2011, 08:01:36 PM »

That was Jar Jar's pose seconds before he was frozen in carbonite......FOR GOOD!
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« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2011, 09:37:30 AM »

 


  Hey Nerd Boys, I made it through the whole series unscathed! As a matter of fact I was promoted to Senator! Nyaaaaaahh!!!
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« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2011, 10:29:28 AM »

"Fetch me my weed eater, Ma! I gots me a pesky horse frog out here."
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