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« on: June 23, 2011, 08:53:54 PM »


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« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2011, 11:50:07 PM »

It is interesting, if you follow the Biblical dimensions, just how BIG of a craft you wind up with.  It certainly could hold a lot of animals!

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« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2011, 05:34:39 AM »

He's gonna need a bigger boat...


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« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2011, 09:04:08 AM »

I have to applaud anybody who takes on an insanely huge project because he can and he wants to. Don't think it necessarily proves the story happened exactly as written, but as expressions of religious belief go, this is just about the coolest. And as a tourist attraction, it might well pay for itself.
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