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« on: July 05, 2011, 08:52:38 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2011, 09:08:43 AM »

You should run these things by me before you spend the time and money. Too late now. Sigh.
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« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2011, 09:31:08 AM »

You should run these things by me before you spend the time and money. Too late now. Sigh.
I expected it to be really bad, I'd have gone and watched it anyway because I wanted to review the movie   Smile
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« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2011, 10:16:50 AM »

I haven't seen the first two movies and literally EVERYONE I know who's seen it says it sucked...pity, because my first crush at the tender age of 4, was Optimus Prime. I think I might wait until they're all on Netflix and then do a marathon, just to say I've seen them, but yeah, another cherished childhood franchise run into the ground. :/
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« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2011, 10:58:09 AM »

So... this one sucked liked the other 2? How on EARTH did they manage that?

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« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2011, 10:59:26 AM »

Fast forward past everything but the robot fights in the first one and it's kind of ok.  Never saw the second.

Two of my friends saw Dark of the Moon and told me they walked out on it.   Buggedout  Apparently, the last action scene goes on for so long they got bored and couldn't take it.
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« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2011, 11:09:45 AM »

I give all of you props for watching this and the prior sequels.  I gave up after the first cinematic atrocity.
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« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2011, 11:57:06 AM »

I give all of you props for watching this and the prior sequels.  I gave up after the first cinematic atrocity.

Agreed.

They're horrible, horrible films...


What's even more painful is that they should be brilliant!

Outer space, alien robots getting into fights. Its the best concept in the weorld ever!
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« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2011, 12:12:15 PM »

Fast forward past everything but the robot fights in the first one and it's kind of ok.  Never saw the second.

Do yourself a favor and stay that way.  It's shocking to believe, but there is no plot for a good majority of that second film.  Say what you want about a lot of the recent blockbusters, they at least had some sort of story going on.
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« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2011, 03:53:43 PM »

Me and my friend are gonna go see this next week. I'm prepared for the hurt...
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« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2011, 05:24:28 PM »

They showed the first one on TV the other day. I managed about 3 minutes of it. There was lots of CGI and men running around and it was all far too fast to take in, then Shy LePoof was in a classroom talking about selling his grandpa's glasses on Ebay....

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« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2011, 05:34:21 PM »

I remember a few months ago I was getting my haircut and the barber had the Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen on the big screen... I was watching it wondering what the movie was about or what it was, no joke... right up until someone in the movie said the word "Decepticons" I had no clue I was watching Transformers, that's sad, man.
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« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2011, 05:36:49 PM »

They showed the first one on TV the other day. I managed about 3 minutes of it. There was lots of CGI and men running around and it was all far too fast to take in, then Shy LePoof was in a classroom talking about selling his grandpa's glasses on Ebay....

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I give you credit for trying to watch any part of the movie knowing your stance on CGI.  Frankly, if I wanted to convince you that CGI was a good thing, this would sooooo not be my choice thanks to the fact that everything else blows.
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« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2011, 06:29:55 PM »

The 2nd one was bad enough. In fact, it was added to my "f**k this movie" list when it got to the part with the clanging Devastator balls shot. Still haven't finished it to this date and will never bother. I have no interest at all in the 3rd one.
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« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2011, 01:36:31 AM »

I'd rather watch an Ed Wood or Bert I. Gordon movie than anything with Michael Bay's name on it.
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