Transformers: Dark of the Moon

[dean]

I'm going to go out on a limb and say this is the best of the three films. The action, whilst pointless was pretty fun for the most part, and for once you felt like the humans were somewhat relevant. That being said I hated almost every character in the movie with the exception of Alan tudyk whom I still hold in high regard after death at a funeral and firefly.

Nonsense plot and a-hole characters but at least it was entertaining enough and there was some slight plot points and character developments that were reasonable enough.  Compared to transformers 2 this film is genius but revenge of the fallen set the bar so low it's not surprising...

[Hammock Rider]

My 6 year old nephew thinks these movies are DA BOMB! We'll see what he thinks when he's 7.

[venomx]

Someone told me UNICRON is in this movie. They were messin around right?



EDIT... nevermind... I looked it up... I rather NOT say

[Olivia Bauer]

Never saw the first one
Never saw the second one
Never saw this one

And I never intend to. I heard about the kind of humor used in this film and I instantly didn't want to see it. Unintelligent, dirty, brainless humor is the bane of my existence and the scourge of cinema. I refuse to watch this film.

[Flangepart]

Uh, gotta ask A.J....then what are you doing here? No offense meant, just thinking you reasons seem to be why many riff fests happen. I mean, look how popular MST3K is.

[Olivia Bauer]

Uh, gotta ask A.J....then what are you doing here? No offense meant, just thinking you reasons seem to be why many riff fests happen. I mean, look how popular MST3K is.

Here we go again...

I hate bad movies. I love riffs. I like bad movies like a sadistic WWII American soldier loves Nazis. To destroy them out of hatred and enjoy every second of it. I despise terrible cinema and love riffers like Nostalgia Critic, The Spoony One, MST3K, etc. I love to criticize garbage.

Now if you're talking terrible movies that are fun because they're stupid, I laugh every time I see cheesy special effects or extremely hammy acting. My favorite so-bad-its-good film is "The Room".

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[Pilgermann]

I'm so glad to see that these films are hated around here.  I saw the first one and that was way more than enough for me.  An absolutely horrible movie that I hate a little more each day.

[Flick James]

And what does "Dark of the Moon" even mean, anyway?

[Vik]

And what does "Dark of the Moon" even mean, anyway?

That's where Sentinel Prime landed, basically, but it's really not the focus of the story at all.

[dean]

A.J Baur's Ed Wood gif is hypnotising me.

Must.  RESIST!

[Flick James]

And what does "Dark of the Moon" even mean, anyway?

That's where Sentinel Prime landed, basically, but it's really not the focus of the story at all.

Oh, so, the dark side of the moon that doesn't really exist? Where's WyreWizard?

[InformationGeek]

And what does "Dark of the Moon" even mean, anyway?

That's where Sentinel Prime landed, basically, but it's really not the focus of the story at all.

Oh, so, the dark side of the moon that doesn't really exist? Where's WyreWizard?

He's hiding below the surface of the Earth with the molemen.

[Olivia Bauer]

And what does "Dark of the Moon" even mean, anyway?

That's where Sentinel Prime landed, basically, but it's really not the focus of the story at all.

Oh, so, the dark side of the moon that doesn't really exist? Where's WyreWizard?

He's hiding below the surface of the Earth with the molemen.

By "Molemen" I think you mean "Trolls".

[El Misfit]

And what does "Dark of the Moon" even mean, anyway?

That's where Sentinel Prime landed, basically, but it's really not the focus of the story at all.

Oh, so, the dark side of the moon that doesn't really exist? Where's WyreWizard?

Guess Bay couldn't use Darker Side of the Moon, cuz then It would sound badass, too much for Mr. Bay.

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

As someone who spent some "altered time" sitting listening to Classic Rock in the dead of night, I can safely say:
"There is no dark side of the moon. As a matter of fact, it's all dark. The only thing that makes it look alight is the sun"

Man, can we get a pizza?
-Ed