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« on: July 06, 2011, 08:29:11 PM »

Girl: Ah... there's no one under my bed right?

Guy: For the last time, no!  Just shut up and let me get some sleep!
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« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2011, 09:01:02 PM »
"Honey! It's okay! Lot's of guys hear voices down there."
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« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2011, 09:46:08 PM »
After witnessing the Joe Doe Baker sex scene in Mitchell, Bob took to hiding under the bed with an axe.
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« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2011, 10:45:56 PM »

Monster: Oh, no!  That little girl who hides above my bed is back!  Good thing I slept with my axe tonight.
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« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2011, 07:18:41 AM »
"Dad, my boyfriend isn't coming over tonight, and I told you we only did it once."
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« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2011, 08:32:37 AM »
 

Some critics felt that Aronofsky's remake of Monster's Inc. was just a litttle too..."Aronofsky."
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« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2011, 10:57:06 AM »
From under the bed, It lays there.
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« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2011, 03:54:52 PM »
Girl: "Honey, Morning Wood is not an evil tree that's going to make you put in more overtime at the logging camp."

Guy: "No Babe, it aint the evil tree. It's your bonsai. It wants to play hide 'n' seek, & I'm always it."
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« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2011, 06:15:50 PM »
It's okay, hun. You can come out now. Michael Bay won't make any more Transformers movies.
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« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2011, 08:12:35 PM »
Quote from: akiratubo on July 06, 2011, 10:45:56 PM


Girl: Dude!  My dad's home already!  If he sees you he'll kill us both.. hide under the bed till I tell you to come out!
Guy under the bed: The things I do for some tail.. jeez!
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« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2011, 08:42:11 PM »
Quote from: Cthulhu on July 07, 2011, 06:15:50 PM
It's okay, hun. You can come out now. Michael Bay won't make any more Transformers movies.

Yes, but what if Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer do?
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« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2011, 11:05:00 PM »
I cannot tell a lie... I cannot tell a lie... I cannot tell a lie... I cannot tell a lie... I cannot tell a lie... I cannot tell a lie... I cannot tell a lie... I cannot tell a lie... I cannot tell a lie... I cannot tell a lie... I cannot tell a lie...
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« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2011, 12:37:21 AM »

"Just my luck. First an axe murderer crawls under my bed, and now the squid from Watchmen is hiding in my attic."
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