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bob
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Torgo watches you masterbate!


« Reply #30 on: July 29, 2011, 01:29:05 AM »

you find movies on the floor of your closet you thought you lost

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I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
Killer Bees
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Never give up on love


« Reply #31 on: July 29, 2011, 04:08:09 AM »

You're hungry and steaming potatoes in the microwave only takes 5 minutes.  Then you can add butter, sweet chilli sauce and a little cracked black pepper and you're good to go Thumbup
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Flower, gleam and glow
Let your power shine
Make the clock reverse
Bring back what once was mine
Heal what has been hurt
Change the fates' design
Save what has been lost
Bring back what once was mine
What once was mine.......
Mr. DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #32 on: July 29, 2011, 07:18:16 AM »

You come in to work and realize you cleaned out the coffee maker the day before. 
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Trevor
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« Reply #33 on: July 29, 2011, 07:28:04 AM »

Trevors undies smell nice

The Atlantic Ocean does soften the smell somewhat. TeddyR

 TeddyR TeddyR TeddyR
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I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart
To stand me by, underneath the African sky
A Great Heart to stand me by.
JaseSF
Super Space Age Freaky Geek
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Soon, your brain will turn to jelly.


« Reply #34 on: July 29, 2011, 07:53:18 PM »

I listen to Unity and/or Uniform Choice. Their music is filled with PMA.
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"This above all: To thine own self be true!"
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« Reply #35 on: July 29, 2011, 08:09:17 PM »



When you get a pedicure and your feet feel great!!!!
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Hold onto your dreams ....
JaseSF
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Soon, your brain will turn to jelly.


« Reply #36 on: July 29, 2011, 08:37:41 PM »

someone tells you that you look 10 years + younger than you are.  Smile
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"This above all: To thine own self be true!"
indianasmith
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!


« Reply #37 on: July 30, 2011, 06:27:28 PM »

You go to the lake with a couple of buddies . . . and find all of THESE!!!!!




(These were my finds)

And even got one of these on the way home . . .





When Mini-me is happy, I'm happy!
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claws
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« Reply #38 on: July 30, 2011, 11:51:21 PM »

... your annoying idiot upstairs musician neighbor with dubious talent had to cancel his heavily promoted Musical Garden Summer Fest in our backyard yesterday because of rain. He had it well planned though. Some firm put up a small bandstand with canopy Friday afternoon, and he was busy all Saturday morning setting up about 20 wooden benches, tables and BBQ grill.
So glad my dad and me were spared from his musical diarrhea. We get enough of his drumming stupidity during the week as it is.
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Newt
Mostly Harmless. Mostly.
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I want to be Ripley when I grow up.


« Reply #39 on: August 09, 2011, 07:06:13 PM »

...I get on for the first ride on the young horse who five minutes ago was bucking like a bronc and it goes exceptionally well.  (The looks on the faces of the teenagers watching were a nice bonus!)   TeddyR
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AndyC
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« Reply #40 on: August 11, 2011, 11:31:32 AM »

You go camping and there are no mosquitoes, most likely due to it having been a hot, dry summer up to now.
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retrorussell
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Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!


« Reply #41 on: August 11, 2011, 09:14:16 PM »

People you hate at work get fired or move on.
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"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."
JaseSF
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Soon, your brain will turn to jelly.


« Reply #42 on: August 11, 2011, 09:18:32 PM »

you can do a little something to brighten someone else's day.
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Zapranoth
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« Reply #43 on: August 12, 2011, 12:50:23 AM »

you find movies on the floor of your closet you thought you lost




Hey, that's the MST3k-ified version of "Mitchell" there!

He got de eeeeeeeeeye on the sammich!   Cheers
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Trevor
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« Reply #44 on: August 12, 2011, 01:40:32 AM »

People you hate at work get fired or move on.

My boss was dismissed a month or so ago.
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I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart
To stand me by, underneath the African sky
A Great Heart to stand me by.
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