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« on: July 28, 2011, 01:43:56 PM »

Million-Dollar Fender Bender  
A blonde woman driving a Bentley crashes into an Aston Martin, Ferrari, Mercedes, and Porsche. Insert punch line here.   
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By Marco R. della Cava
...The Hope Diamond of fender benders unfolded yesterday in possibly the most conspicuous stretch of asphalt in the .75-square-mile principality — the round-about in front of the James Bond-worthy casino — when three blondes in a jelly-bean blue Bentley Azure ($363,000) scraped the rear of a white Mercedes-Benz S-Class (a paltry $91,000). And that was merely the appetizer.

Served up for the main course were a hapless black Ferrari F430 ($186,000), which was hit nose-first by the 2.7-ton Bentley. Then, like two tankers mashing in the fog, a four-door Aston Martin Rapide ($228,000) crunched into the Azure’s passenger door. The cherry on this metal, plastic and carbon-fiber shattering souffle: a stray Porsche 911 ($77,000)...

http://autos.yahoo.com/news/million-dollar-fender-bender.html 
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« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2011, 01:48:24 PM »

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Another reason why it's a bad idea to drive your expensive cars and leave them out in the wild. BounceGiggle
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