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« on: June 20, 2011, 11:17:19 AM »

For those who have watched CSI Miami, you are all too familiar with Horatio Caine's opening one liners.  I figure we could have a thread dedicated to ones that are either made up or real.  Like this one I saw on a youtube comment:

Officer:  "The suspect died at McDonald's..."
Caine:  "Yes he didn't seem to have..." (puts on glasses, looks off into the distance dramatically) "A Happy Meal..."
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« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2011, 11:28:23 AM »

Officer:  "The guy died of an apparent heart attack while picking apples..."
Caine:  "Well apparently an apple a day..." (puts on glasses, looks off into the distance dramatically) "Doesn't keep the mortician away..."
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« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2011, 06:30:25 AM »

Officer [standing over a hideously sprawled corpse with its' undies around its' ankles] "This guy was getting dressed, ran to the toilet, was tripped up by his undies and then fell."
Horatio Kane: "Looks to me like Trevor was [puts on sunglasses] left skidmarks by the toilet door and was caught short....."  Wink
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« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2011, 07:09:01 AM »

Officer:  "The victim was murdered while watching Manos Hands Of Fate"
Caine: "It looks like there was no lesson learned...(puts on glasses) from this bad movie."

Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2011, 06:37:09 AM »

Officer: It looked like he drowned in the bath
Caine: Rub-a-dub-dub...(puts on glasses)...Dead guy in a tub
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« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2011, 08:27:14 AM »

Officer: "The victim died at Taco Bell..."
Caine:  "And it seems that the murderer (glasses)...ran for the border..."



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