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The Cat Herder of Badmovies
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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I'm a Mac...

« on: August 01, 2011, 07:47:03 PM »

Now hold still!  We'll never get this bug out of your ear if you keep fidgeting around!

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
Clouseau! Hmhmhmhmm!!! (twitch)
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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Posts: 7991

You said "Minkey"!

« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2011, 08:59:26 PM »

Black cat: Hello?  Hello?  Hello? ... Echo!  Echo!  Echo!
White cat: ...God I hate you.

HBO in space!<br />
Mr. DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
B-Movie Kraken

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Posts: 15484

Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2011, 09:42:35 PM »

"Making news today, PETA wants to outlaw sexual harassment in the cat world..."

DarkSider's Realm

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
Global Moderator
B-Movie Kraken

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Posts: 11158

« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2011, 09:48:18 PM »


"Join me in the abyss of savings."
Archeologist, Theologian, Elder Scrolls Addict, and a
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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Posts: 9130

A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!

« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2011, 01:04:43 AM »

Your cerebellum tastes spicy tonight . . . been having naughty thoughts?

"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day!  "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
El Misfit
The bullsh*t meter is up high ಠ__ಠ
B-Movie Kraken

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Posts: 10919

Hi there!

« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2011, 09:10:43 AM »

a photo that can be used as a p***y magnet.

yeah no.
Umaril The Unfeathered
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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Pelinal na vasha, racuvar! Sa yando tyavoy nagaia!

« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2011, 03:34:29 PM »

"Ear wax, my favorite flavor!!"

Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!
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