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sprite75
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« on: August 01, 2011, 07:47:03 PM »



Now hold still!  We'll never get this bug out of your ear if you keep fidgeting around!
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BROTHA NOOMSIE!!!


« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2011, 08:59:26 PM »



Black cat: Hello?  Hello?  Hello? ... Echo!  Echo!  Echo!
White cat: ...God I hate you.
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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2011, 09:42:35 PM »

"Making news today, PETA wants to outlaw sexual harassment in the cat world..."
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AndyC
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« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2011, 09:48:18 PM »

"BRAAAAINS!"
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« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2011, 01:04:43 AM »

Your cerebellum tastes spicy tonight . . . been having naughty thoughts?
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El Misfit
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Listen here you little s**t.


« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2011, 09:10:43 AM »

a photo that can be used as a p***y magnet.
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yeah no.
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Pelinal na vasha, racuvar! Sa yando tyavoy nagaia!


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« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2011, 03:34:29 PM »



"Ear wax, my favorite flavor!!"
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Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!
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