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« on: August 16, 2011, 03:29:17 PM »
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8695400/Cow-leaps-three-foot-fence-and-squashes-car.html

Someone had a beef with that cow.
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« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2011, 08:24:33 PM »
the cow said 'Moooove over, I'm coming out!'
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« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2011, 09:40:43 PM »
I heard the cow jumped over the moon once
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« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2011, 09:42:01 PM »
talk about a mooooooooving experience
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« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2011, 09:48:16 PM »
^ Don't make a beef about this article Bob.
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« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2011, 10:06:18 PM »
Holy Cow, this thread will be milked of utter-ly bad puns!
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« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2011, 12:52:51 AM »
Must have been one hell of a milk shake.
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« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2011, 05:37:14 AM »
I think we need to put this thread out to pasture before it gets too silly.
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