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Bad Movie Lover

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Posts: 174

Maybe we're at war with Norway?

« on: August 03, 2011, 07:03:11 AM »

This is why no one who's lacking depth perception should work as a hairdresser.

I was wonderin' when El Capitan was gonna get a chance to use his popgun.
El Misfit
The bullsh*t meter is up high ಠ__ಠ
B-Movie Kraken

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Posts: 11103

Hi there!

« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2011, 08:03:36 AM »

I told you to stop singing Bieber songs!

yeah no.
Hammock Rider
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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Posts: 1915

« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2011, 09:07:36 AM »


  Hey lady there's an axe stuck in your head! Here, let me take it out for you.

Jumping Kings and Making Haste Ain't my Cup of Meat
B-Movie Kraken

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Posts: 10304

« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2011, 11:41:30 AM »

I just love the thunk noise you get from a good skull!

The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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Posts: 8668

« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2011, 12:41:17 PM »

When Ren fests go horribly right!

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
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B-Movie Kraken

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Posts: 11156

« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2011, 05:11:41 PM »

"Oh! I can't believe you just stuck an axe in my head! Of all the nerve!"

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
Muttley! DO something!!
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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Posts: 8285

I laugh at your fail!

« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2011, 05:56:41 PM »

...There!  That was one nasty yellow jacket on your head!  No need to thank me.

HBO in space!<br />
Mr. DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
B-Movie Kraken

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Posts: 15511

Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2011, 09:24:54 PM »

"What's in your wallet?"

DarkSider's Realm

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
Archeologist, Theologian, Elder Scrolls Addict, and a
B-Movie Kraken

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Posts: 10019

A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!

« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2011, 09:27:05 PM »

MRS WORMWOOD!!!!  Calvin put an axe in my head AGAIN!

"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day!  "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
South African Film Activist & Troublemaker at
B-Movie Kraken

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Posts: 13444

« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2011, 03:50:47 AM »

This is why no one who's lacking depth perception should work as a hairdresser.

"Hang on: I didn't axe for that to happen."  TongueOut

Tom Servo: [coughs] “You know, halfway through the dinner, my fillet got up and beat the hell out of my coffee and the coffee was too weak to defend itself.”
The Cat Herder of Badmovies
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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Posts: 4282

I'm a Mac...

« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2011, 09:50:22 PM »

Oh no, it's stuck!

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
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