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« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2011, 09:57:31 AM »
Quote from: Newt on August 08, 2011, 08:53:02 AM
Quote from: dean on August 08, 2011, 08:21:36 AM
One wonders why they didn't go for a roll in the hay instead?

'Cause the little bits get all...oh, nevermind!   TongueOut BounceGiggle

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« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2011, 10:24:56 AM »
I had a similar experience years ago, my friend and I were taking a late night walk to the local beer store and we passed a car parked on the street whose occupant was, shall we say, pleasuring himself. I don't know who looked more horrified, the guy in the car or us.
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« Reply #17 on: August 08, 2011, 12:21:21 PM »
Quote from: The DarkSider on August 08, 2011, 07:31:17 AM
Quote from: Jack on August 08, 2011, 06:18:28 AM
Hot weather can really bring out some strong, um, "feelings" amongst people.  I can personally attest to this   TeddyR
And 1 out of 1000 times Jack actually has a lady with him TongueOut

Hey, I HAVE been with a woman!  Really and truly!

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« Reply #18 on: August 08, 2011, 01:14:48 PM »
Quote from: Jack on August 08, 2011, 12:21:21 PM
Quote from: The DarkSider on August 08, 2011, 07:31:17 AM
Quote from: Jack on August 08, 2011, 06:18:28 AM
Hot weather can really bring out some strong, um, "feelings" amongst people.  I can personally attest to this   TeddyR
And 1 out of 1000 times Jack actually has a lady with him TongueOut

Hey, I HAVE been with a woman!  Really and truly!

Quit snickering everybody   Hatred
sorry, but that there, that line is Hilarious.
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« Reply #19 on: August 09, 2011, 07:16:12 AM »
Quote from: Jack on August 08, 2011, 12:21:21 PM
Quote from: The DarkSider on August 08, 2011, 07:31:17 AM
Quote from: Jack on August 08, 2011, 06:18:28 AM
Hot weather can really bring out some strong, um, "feelings" amongst people.  I can personally attest to this   TeddyR
And 1 out of 1000 times Jack actually has a lady with him TongueOut

Hey, I HAVE been with a woman!  Really and truly!

Quit snickering everybody   Hatred
Standing next to one in line at the supermarket doesn't count Jack.
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« Reply #20 on: August 09, 2011, 07:43:01 AM »
^ Oh jeez, it's gonna be a looooong week at Badmovies.org I see   BounceGiggle
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« Reply #21 on: August 09, 2011, 09:24:46 AM »
Quote from: Jack on August 09, 2011, 07:43:01 AM
^ Oh jeez, it's gonna be a looooong week at Badmovies.org I see   BounceGiggle
Don't worry, I don't think Darksider has been with a woman then. TongueOut Wink
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« Reply #22 on: August 10, 2011, 07:35:26 PM »
Quote from: indianasmith on August 07, 2011, 07:44:06 PM
...Oh, and after the fact, a bit of concern - assuming they left the car running and the A/C on (the only possible choice in this heat) - what if she hit the gear shift in her gyrations and they went rocketing out onto the highway?
You didn't hang around to find out, didja?  Question

Quote from: FatFreddysCat on August 08, 2011, 10:24:56 AM
I had a similar experience years ago, my friend and I were taking a late night walk to the local beer store and we passed a car parked on the street whose occupant was, shall we say, pleasuring himself. I don't know who looked more horrified, the guy in the car or us.
Oh, and that is NOT a "similar experience".   Wink
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« Reply #23 on: August 10, 2011, 07:53:30 PM »
Well, SIMILAR maybe.  But not the same!!!

I remember years ago, I was going to play racquetball and every court already had a match in session, except one where a guy was swatting the ball around by himself.  I said "Want to play a set?"
He said "Sure, racquetball is just like sex.  It's more fun if you do it with someone else."




I left immediately. Buggedout
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« Reply #24 on: August 11, 2011, 07:50:41 AM »
^ Well the guy did have a point though.
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« Reply #25 on: August 11, 2011, 08:28:26 AM »
Did you remember to get the Dr. Pepper?
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« Reply #26 on: August 11, 2011, 02:11:53 PM »
Quote from: indianasmith on August 10, 2011, 07:53:30 PM
Well, SIMILAR maybe.  But not the same!!!

I remember years ago, I was going to play racquetball and every court already had a match in session, except one where a guy was swatting the ball around by himself.  I said "Want to play a set?"
He said "Sure, racquetball is just like sex.  It's more fun if you do it with someone else."




I left immediately. Buggedout

Oh, sure Indy. He must have been propositioning you. You can be such an egomaniac sometimes.

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« Reply #27 on: August 12, 2011, 09:02:51 PM »
So Indy is driving along and sees these two getting it on in the front seat of their vehicle?  Hmm...

Maybe it was a college professor thanking one of his students for the oppurtunity to serve on his staff..
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« Reply #28 on: August 12, 2011, 09:46:49 PM »
Quote from: Umaril The Unfeathered on August 12, 2011, 09:02:51 PM
So Indy is driving along and sees these two getting it on in the front seat of their vehicle?  Hmm...

Maybe it was a college professor thanking one of his students for the oppurtunity to serve on his staff..
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« Reply #29 on: August 12, 2011, 09:55:57 PM »
Interesting photo....
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Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
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Malatu na nou karan.
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Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

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