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Allhallowsday
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« Reply #30 on: August 12, 2011, 10:24:51 PM »

So Indy is driving along and sees these two getting it on in the front seat of their vehicle?  Hmm...

Maybe it was a college professor thanking one of his students for the oppurtunity to serve on his staff..




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« Reply #31 on: August 13, 2011, 11:06:42 AM »

So then, please explain picture...
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« Reply #32 on: August 13, 2011, 07:35:44 PM »

So then, please explain picture...
Tell you what, when you answer the private question I put to you twice, then I'll explain that GIF..., or, try to.  The question was: who wrote to you that we should "grow the f*cK up" and that if "they" were a mod, the both of us would be out on our asses..."???   You did not answer my question.  PM me with an answer if you want my explanation but only if you answer the question.  Deal?   Thumbup Smile
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« Reply #33 on: August 14, 2011, 11:38:20 AM »

So then, please explain picture...

Tell you what, when you answer the private question I put to you twice, then I'll explain that GIF..., or, try to.  The question was: who wrote to you that we should "grow the f*cK up" and that if "they" were a mod, the both of us would be out on our asses..."???   You did not answer my question.  PM me with an answer if you want my explanation but only if you answer the question.  Deal?   Thumbup Smile

With all due respect, and to be honest, I really can't answer that one, as that individual asked me not to "drag them into this".  It's not that they don't exist, it's that they want their privacy respected.  I hope you understand.  Thanks  Smile

Whatever the photo means, no biggie.  But just to let you know that if it's one of those jokes,  I hate to disappoint you, because Umaril is for the ladies onlySmile

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An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
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Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
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« Reply #34 on: August 14, 2011, 06:21:33 PM »

No need to be touchy.     I posted that GIF because I thought the combination of perplexity and focus was really funny, and was a better reaction to your horrid pun than anything I could write.

As with any joke, it dies upon explanation.   If someone felt the need to PM about this exchange -- well, I'd respectfully suggest a potion of gain maturity for that individual.   TeddyR
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« Reply #35 on: August 15, 2011, 12:22:27 AM »

No need to be touchy.     I posted that GIF because I thought the combination of perplexity and focus was really funny, and was a better reaction to your horrid pun than anything I could write.

As with any joke, it dies upon explanation.   If someone felt the need to PM about this exchange -- well, I'd respectfully suggest a potion of gain maturity for that individual.   TeddyR
Any PM was only between you and I, Zap.  The "other" matter has nothing to do with the GIF you posted, but was something asserted but not explained to me...  privately.   So, if someone wants an explanation I'm not inclined to give (like you wrote about jokes dying) I'd at least expect an explanation back if I offered any such explanation.   Capiche?
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« Reply #36 on: August 15, 2011, 09:04:11 AM »

Please, gentlemen, could you avoid these controversial topics and stick to the matter at hand: sex in public places?
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« Reply #37 on: August 15, 2011, 05:32:23 PM »

Indeed.

Or better yet, NOT having sex in public places! TeddyR
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« Reply #38 on: August 15, 2011, 10:25:43 PM »

"Splain, Lucy! 

A long time ago my mother rented an apartment in a nice garden apartment in Morristown, NJ.  This younger couple moved in upstairs after a few years.  Their bedroom was right over my mother's, and even I heard them those nights I'd sleep on Mom's couch in the living room... First, the creaking of their bed would start, ernt ernt ernt ernt ernt, then, faster... ernternternternternternternternternternt... and the woman up there would start: oh!oh!oh! ...and my mother got tired of it, night after night, embarrassed and annoyed, and Mom started to keep her BROOM by her bedside and would grab the broom and knock on the ceiling... knock knock knock... !!!  Met by stunning silence... then the saddest... most pathetic... suh-LOW creak: ...uhuhuh e-r-n-t ...uh-e-r-n-t ...uh-e-r-n-t ...uh-e-r-n-t...  BounceGiggle  Mean old witch!!!  BounceGiggle  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #39 on: August 16, 2011, 06:23:37 AM »

Please, gentlemen, could you avoid these controversial topics and stick to the matter at hand: sex in public places?

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