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« on: August 09, 2011, 11:23:09 AM »

So I was looking through the forums for the best place to shameless promotion something of mine and realized that people did different threads for each promotion, I figured this could be a one click spot for people to pimp out their blog entries, articles, short film, website, podcast, etc.

Anyway I have 3 things to promote today... two are blog entries I wrote last week that have been getting a decent amount of love

My blog entry about 10 f**ked up movies to show at parties made it on IMDb's Hit List this week - http://saintmort.blogspot.com/2011/07/even-sound-wont-save-you.html

My other blog entry about 10 movies that ruined everyday activities made it on slashfilm this week -
http://saintmort.blogspot.com/2011/08/why-my-childhood-was-less-than-normal.html

And finally if anyone lives in the Los Angeles arena I'll be making my LA stand up debut at Michael Bar & Grille at the Geekscape Presents: Geekscape and the Raiders of the Lost Geek comedy show. It's a free show, free parking and 1/2 off Appettizers so there's better reasons than me to come!
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=156146777794270

how about you guys? What do you have to promote?
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« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2011, 01:32:05 PM »

Sounds cool...

Currently I'm looking for a *pen name*

I just finished my 4th script "Dancing Swords" which is based upon a sidestory/flashback story (or whatever it's called) in my first unplublished book "Lifelines"; although in the book the flashback story wasnt as detailed... and I've also adjusted the content so Dancing Swords isnt as dark as my book.


The other scripts:

3rd script: "Revenge Taste Very Sweet, My Love" is a giallo like slasher story that's inspired form a public domain movie "Breakout from Oppression (1978?)" [I question the year since the ending is a frame-by-frame copy of Friday the 13th] and Jeffrey Dahmer attempt to make a zombie slave.

2rd script: "Missing Persons" inspired from the ending of Pieces and a short scene from Day of the Dead. The story takes place about 30 years after the Zombie Invasion when man has finally figured a way to control the zombie ambush by wearing a "Lifeline Device" it's a specially designed neckband that cuts the person head off after being dead for at least 10 mins. In the story, a psycho has a device that activates the Lifelines. My script was ok but I felt it need more so I rewritten the story into my first book "Lifelines"

1st script: "The Next Mission". It's Blade Runner, Mad Max, Apocalypse Now, and Pulp Fiction put into the blender.

Secretly coordinated by General James, Richard Lancer is on his Next Mission. What is it? Richard has no clue. Because the person in charge, Major Sid is under a 'Classified Class 10,' which a brain bomb is implanted in one's head, and if that person tell any secrets the bomb will explode. What Richard does know it is down the great old Mississippi River, and that's something that he does not like. Why? For starters is a dividing line between the A-Bee's and us. For the second part, it's in a "BOAT!"

(I have no plans in reworking The Next Mission so if anybody would like to read the script; pm me with your email address and I'm happy to send it to you)

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« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2011, 01:57:25 PM »

Now that you got me thinking about it, I have nothing to promote.  My life is rather vacant and pointless.  I think I'll go have a good cry.
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« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2011, 03:45:01 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2011, 03:49:31 PM »

http://www.wisconsininternetnews.com

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« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2011, 04:54:01 PM »

http://closetshipper.deviantart.com/gallery/?q=slam+kasey
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This artwork as f**king incredible!
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« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2011, 04:57:00 PM »

Someone move this thread to a different board...
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« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2011, 06:01:07 PM »

my soundcloud account
http://soundcloud.com/user2316397

a halloween themed dnb mix I made
http://soundcloud.com/user2316397/defchris-halloween-dnbmix-2010
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« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2011, 01:46:00 AM »

Killer Klowns, Tremors, and Gremlins...Doodled at about five in the morning, in about 2 minutes. ^^;
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« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2011, 07:30:50 AM »

I sell good quality Indian Arrowheads on EBay at very reasonable prices . . .

Sellername indianasmith1 .  Auctions usually close Sunday night.
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« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2011, 08:41:22 AM »

Not to be a dick, but shouldn't the title say "shameless self promotion" rather than "selfless promotion?" I don't believe the thread is altruistic in nature.
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« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2011, 05:32:51 PM »

I was gonna mention that and I forgot.  Isn't selfless self promotion an ontological impossibility?
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« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2011, 10:53:33 PM »

Arcade oddity reviews (and some tips/tricks for NES games):
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« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2011, 11:09:17 PM »

Here's a doodle of mine



I'll sell it for £5.
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« Reply #14 on: August 14, 2011, 08:52:16 PM »

Not really my s**t, but I'm a mod on a kaiju forum that I enjoy quite a bit. It really needs some new members though I think to kick up some discussion. So if your interested in talking about Kaiju films like Godzilla, Gamera, Etc check it out http://s4.zetaboards.com/KaijuGalaxy/index/
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