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« on: August 20, 2011, 01:29:42 AM »

From over 1,000 feet up it looks so elegant.  Meanwhile people driving on it are cursing the crack smoking son of unmarried parents who designed this thing.

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
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« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2011, 09:18:15 PM »

Cue the "One Day At A Time" theme.

HBO in space!<br />
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« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2011, 07:04:07 AM »

Crop circle expert:  "It could not possibly have been made by humans."

"I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots." - Albert Einstein
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« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2011, 10:27:15 AM »


Joe Durkin: The murder rate used to be a thousand a year. Three a day, and that was high. Now it's five. Higher in the summer. Fourteen two Fridays ago. We get the death penalty six, seven times a day, only it's not for murderers, it's for ordinary citizens.
Matthew 'Matt' Scudder: Yeah, there are 8 million stories in the naked city. Remember that old TV show? What we have in this town is eight million ways to die.


Due to the horrifying nature of this film, no one will be admitted to the theatre.
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« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2011, 09:31:10 AM »

Now you know why passing pilots nicknamed it, 'The Squid'

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« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2011, 10:43:37 AM »

"Yeah, I could have had a tennis career, but my dad made me study engineering. No, I don't regret it."

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