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« on: September 01, 2011, 03:11:09 PM »

http://www.wafb.com/story/15354485/man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-a-pink-blow-up-pool-raft

Oddly I can't come up with a pun for this...
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« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2011, 03:26:51 PM »

We've ALL been there...
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« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2011, 03:31:52 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2011, 05:30:34 PM »



Really? I can think up a raft of puns.
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« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2011, 06:29:03 PM »

I think this is being blown out of proportion, as long as it floats his boat i'm fine with it!
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« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2011, 06:34:47 PM »


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« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2011, 10:13:24 PM »

Honestly, officer!! They just make condoms too darn big these days!!!
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« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2011, 12:53:18 PM »

Whatever floats yer boat I say.
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« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2011, 12:58:02 PM »

This is the true cost of inflation.
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« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2011, 08:48:08 PM »

Holy sh*t! That was my raft! I wondered who she ran off with.
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« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2011, 04:15:01 PM »

From the article:
"When the neighbor yelled at Tobergta, he stopped, pulled up his pants, and threw the raft over a fence."

Oooo....he kidnapped the raft too, huh?  Depending on the material the raft was composed of, and whether or not the contact was consensual,  the guy could be facing rape and "rubbery" charges....
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« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2011, 08:37:13 PM »

The inflatable pumpkin makes a certain amount of sense, being a Jack-o-lantern and all.
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« Reply #12 on: September 06, 2011, 10:58:37 PM »

So this guy has a rubber fetish?
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« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2011, 11:38:57 PM »

he must really like Jack-o-Lanterns
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« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2011, 01:59:55 PM »

he must really like Jack-o-Lanterns

Jack-off Lanterns  Wink
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