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AndyC
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« on: September 10, 2011, 09:16:46 PM »

"Bad enough I have to sleep on bags of salt, but now that damned ketchup is leaking on me."
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« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2011, 06:34:11 PM »
"Oh man, that is the last time I eat an entire can of Heinz sweet relish."
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« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2011, 07:46:21 PM »
Jack finds the lack of boobs disturbing.

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« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2011, 12:12:49 AM »
Quote from: AndyC on September 10, 2011, 09:16:46 PM

"Bad enough I have to sleep on bags of salt, but now that damned ketchup is leaking on me."


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« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2011, 08:37:29 AM »
McMurphy found the perfect hiding place from Nurse Ratched.
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« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2011, 09:42:28 PM »
"Oh sh!t...this isn't the bathroom..."
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« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2011, 08:32:04 AM »
Quote from: AndyC on September 10, 2011, 09:16:46 PM

"Homer, stop belching. Marge will find us."
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« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2011, 10:02:11 PM »
After being consigned to sleeping on the nearest couch after the crack he made about his wife's performance the other night, Jack tried sleeping on bags of flour and found he slept much better on them.
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« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2011, 04:25:55 PM »
Where's all of the ladies? And Booze? And my PS3?
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