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AndyC
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« on: September 10, 2011, 09:18:23 PM »


"I told you to take off your boots before you walk on my clean floor!"
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« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2011, 08:21:01 AM »

Whoa, I just filled my trousers with scat, man!
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« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2011, 08:43:23 AM »

Small | Large


GUTEN TAG!!
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« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2011, 10:42:40 AM »

Jack was so drunk and coked up at this point he thought he was taking a swing at Nurse Ratched.
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« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2011, 03:40:55 AM »




Uh, my axe got stuck in this column.  Could you help pull it out for me?
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« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2011, 10:04:12 AM »

Extreme tag never quite took off like it's creator hoped for.
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« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2011, 10:30:38 AM »

"Damn these bow legs. Makes it much harder to protect my junk."
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« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2011, 12:41:51 PM »

"Up stage me in a film will you!!??"
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« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2011, 09:37:22 PM »

"Jack, I'll cut my steak by myself thanks..."
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« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2011, 06:04:09 PM »

Jack wanted two pieces.*

*Warning: extremely long and complicated pop culture joke.
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« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2011, 10:08:46 PM »


I told you to never dress up as a Transvestite again!!!!!!
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yeah no.
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