Look! Down in the water?
Is it a whale?
Is it a penguin?
No, it's . . .
Faster than a speeding African snail.
Able to leap a sleeping springbok in one bound
Stronger than the smell of his used underpants.
It's SPEEDO MAN!
Enjoy yourself
SPEEDO MAN
And maybe
next year
I can
come over
and see
what makes
your country
so great . . .
excluding yourself.
And did you remember to bring your cape along?
Thanks, BSK!