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« Reply #75 on: December 03, 2012, 07:25:48 PM »

Mysterious skin

Brian Lackey is determined to discover what happened during an amnesia blackout when he was eight years old, and then later woke with a bloody nose. He believes he was abducted by aliens, and N. McCormick, a fellow player on Brian's childhood baseball team, may be the key as to exactly what happened that night...


He finds McCormick, and discovers that aliens weren't involved at all.  Lackey tripped, hit his head, and woke up with the bloody nose.  That's all.

Pokemon: The First Movie http://www.stomptokyo.com/badmoviereport/reviews/P/pokemon.html

Mewtwo, a frankenstine-esc creation of mad scientists, determines that humanity is worthless, so he decides to destroy the world.  Meanwhile, the TV show's main characters, who need no introduction, are having a fun day at the beach...
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« Reply #76 on: December 03, 2012, 10:01:12 PM »

... when Godzilla attacks.  Mewtwo is no match for the power of Godzilla and is quickly defeated.  Ash tries a Master Ball but it has no effect.  The heroes are forced to watch helplessly as Godzilla destroys all of Cerulean City.  Ash makes it his new mission in life to catch this "ultimate Pokemon".

Taken

A teenager girl is kidnapped during a vacation in Europe.  Her father, who has a very particular set of skills, sets out to rescue her ...
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« Reply #77 on: June 15, 2013, 01:18:11 PM »

The Dark Knight

When Two-Face (Harvey Dent) and Batman fell off the roof, Batman did not survive the fall.
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Carrie

The bucket falls the wrong direction and nails John Travolta.
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Aliens

Ripley is killed and the person who ultimately slays the Alien Queen is Hudson.
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Highlander

Connor MacLeod decides the best way to end the immortal fight is to live out eternity on
holy ground. (i.e. He becomes a priest)
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The Avengers

Loki conquers the world and the Avengers are forced to work for him.
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Titanic

The ship didn't sink.
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The Lion King

Nala never found Simba and Scar's reign continued.
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The Wizard of Oz

Upon learning of the ruby slipper's powers Dorothy kills the witch, steals her broom and
conquers Oz becoming a queen of darkness.
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The Hunger Games

They ate the berries.
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Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Duke goes to rehab.
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« Reply #78 on: June 15, 2013, 02:09:02 PM »



Taken

A teenager girl is kidnapped during a vacation in Europe.  Her father, who has a very particular set of skills, sets out to rescue her ...

but his knitting skills are not helping anyone. So he hires the A-Team. When the kidnappers decide to cast the kidnapped teenage girl for the opening production of their version of Swan Lake in Moldova, B.A. goes undercover as a female ballet dancer who impresses the kidnappers with his sensual dancing. Soon enough the kidnapped teenage girl starts a rivalry with B.A., leading into a twisted friendship as both are eager to play the part of the Black Swan. B.A. begins to get more in touch with his dark side - and in a fit of rage he stomps the kidnapped teenage girl to death with his brutal Pointe technique.

The Breakfast Club

Five high school students, all different stereotypes, meet in detention, where they pour their hearts out to each other, and discover how they have a lot more in common than they thought ...
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« Reply #79 on: June 15, 2013, 02:17:26 PM »

The Breakfast Club

Five high school students, all different stereotypes, meet in detention, where they pour their hearts out to each other, and discover how they have a lot more in common than they thought ...

...because they have each been bitten by the same werewolf. At midnight form a wolfpack and hunt down the teachers who put them in detention.

VIDEODROME

A sleazy cable programmer discovers a pirate TV signal that appears to be broadcasting snuff movies...
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« Reply #80 on: June 15, 2013, 02:28:59 PM »


VIDEODROME

A sleazy cable programmer discovers a pirate TV signal that appears to be broadcasting snuff movies...

but after further inspection it turns out to be HBO airing The Joe Piscopo Special. Disappointed, the sleazy cable programmer writes a semi-autobiographical script titled "I Was a Teenage TV Terrorist" and finds success after it was picked up by Troma and made into a film.

Shakespeare in Love

A young Shakespeare, out of ideas and short of cash, meets his ideal woman and is inspired to write one of his most famous plays..
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« Reply #81 on: June 16, 2013, 03:59:02 PM »

Macbeth.  She doesn't find this funny, so she dumps him. 

The Lord of the Rings

Gandolf the wizard (also known as Mithriender) tells Frodo the Hobbit that the ring he inherited from his uncle is really the ONE RING forged by the dark lord Saron ...
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« Reply #82 on: June 16, 2013, 05:58:07 PM »

Macbeth.  She doesn't find this funny, so she dumps him. 

The Lord of the Rings

Gandolf the wizard (also known as Mithriender) tells Frodo the Hobbit that the ring he inherited from his uncle is really the ONE RING forged by the dark lord Saron ...

... and Frodo has Gandalf committed to an old folks' home because he is obviously suffering from dementia.  Magic rings?  Dark lord?  Puh-leeze!  Frodo then makes a lot of money smuggling "magic herbs" into the old folks' home for Gandalf and the other old timers.

Man of Steel

Clark Kent spends most of his life as a drifter, trying to come to terms with his alien nature and super powers.  Then, one day, more of his race unexpectedly show up, but they aren't friendly ...
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« Reply #83 on: September 02, 2013, 04:30:57 PM »

Superman then decides the only effective method of fighting his foes is through a brutal rap battle which he wins by rhyming "Zod" with "Odd".

Aladdin

A street begger finds a lamp which houses a genie that could make all his dreams come true with three wishes...
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« Reply #84 on: September 02, 2013, 06:07:54 PM »

Titanic- Jack is really alive, living under new name.
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« Reply #85 on: September 02, 2013, 07:01:15 PM »

Superman then decides the only effective method of fighting his foes is through a brutal rap battle which he wins by rhyming "Zod" with "Odd".

Aladdin

A street begger finds a lamp which houses a genie that could make all his dreams come true with three wishes...

...and immediately regrets that his first wish was for a "really awesome Sharknado" when it sweeps the lamp away out of his hands; he and the genie spend the rest of the movie trying to reverse the wish.

BIRDEMIC

For unknown reasons, a platoon of eagles and vultures attacks the residents of a small town...
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« Reply #86 on: September 03, 2013, 08:58:08 AM »

The town's lone resident is put off at first, but then finds that some company is better than none.  Romantic comedy with lady vulture then follows.

Prometheus:

A team of scientists [and an old guy playing hide and seek] travel to a far away planet looking for the answers to where we come from.
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« Reply #87 on: September 03, 2013, 09:56:27 AM »

The town's lone resident is put off at first, but then finds that some company is better than none.  Romantic comedy with lady vulture then follows.

Prometheus:

A team of scientists [and an old guy playing hide and seek] travel to a far away planet looking for the answers to where we come from.

... but they never find out jack because the old man's idea of hide and seek is to put on a hockey mask and knife someone in the back when they aren't looking.  All of the scientists are killed in this manner before they even reach the planet.  The old man turns into a giant space fetus for some reason and drifts off into the unknown.

Weekend at Bernie's

Two dolts find themselves in possession of a corpse that they must pretend is still alive ...
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« Reply #88 on: September 03, 2013, 06:13:57 PM »

...only to have the corpse reanimated following which it goes on a zombie rampage.

Signs

A family discovers a huge crop circle in their backyard which might just be part of a message from aliens from outer space....
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« Reply #89 on: September 03, 2013, 06:57:16 PM »

When the Aliens appears the father sues them for destroying his crop.  Prepare for the greatest drama since Mr. Smith Goers to Washington or To Kill a Mocking Bird.

The Sound of Music

A lively Nun is sent to help a family and find herself in 1940's Austria.
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